THIS QUICHE IS JUST??
OH, I SURE AMHUNGRY.
ANY OF YOU BLOKESKNOW WHAT'S FOR LUNCH ?
LUNCHY MUNCHIES, HMM ?
GO AWAY, PIP,NOBODY LIKES YOU !
YEAH, WHAT KIND OF NAMEIS "PIP" ANYWAY ?
MY FATHER'S FAMILY NAMEBEING "PHILLIP"
AND MY CHRISTIAN NAME"PHILLIP"--
WOULD YOUSHUT THE HELL UP ?!
NOBODY GIVESA RAT'S ASS !
YEAH,GO AWAY PIP.
FRENCH PEOPLEPISS ME OFF.
HEY, DUMB ASSES !
YOU MORONS GIVE UP ON YOURSTUPID SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT ?
NO, WE'RE ALREADYHALFWAY DONE.
THEN ALLYOU'VE GOTIS A STUPID PIG.
PROBABLYA GAY PIG, TOO.
IT'S MORE THANYOU'VE GOT !
WE ALREADY GOTOUR CLONE UNDER WAY.
OH, MY GOD,THEY CLONED A FOOT !
HEY, I'LLKICK YOUR ASS !
BY FRIDAY WE'RE GONNA CLONEA WHOLE HUMAN BEING.
GOOD LUCK WITH YOURSTUPID LITTLE PIG.
HOW YOU DOING ?
WE NEED TO GENETICALLY ENGINEERA PIG AND AN ELEPHANT,
BUT THEIR GENESWON'T SPLICE.
OF COURSE THEYWON'T SPLICE, CHILDREN.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARDTHAT SONG BY LOVERBOY ?
♪ PIG AND AN ELEPHANT DNAJUST WON'T-- ♪
A PIG-ELEPHANT ?
SAY, THAT'S NOTA BAD IDEA.
I TOLD YOU GUYS.
IMAGINE A PINT-SIZEDELEPHANT
THAT YOU COULDKEEP IN THE HOUSE.
CHILDREN, WE COULD MAKEAFORTUNE WITH THIS.
YOU HEAR THAT, DUDES ?WE'LL BE RICH !
FORGET ABOUT ALL THATGENETIC ENGINEERINGHOOSAFUDGE.
IF YOU WANT TO COMBINEA PIG AND AN ELEPHANT
JUST GET THEMTO MAKE SWEET LOVE.
I DON'T THINK AN ELEPHANTWOULD MAKE LOVE TO A PIG.
I DON'T THINKMY PIG
WOULD WANNA MAKE LOVETO THAT STUPID ELEPHANT !
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOGET 'EM IN THE MOOD.
HOW DO WEDO THAT ?
DO WHAT I DO,GET 'EM GOOD AND DRUNK.
Get 'em to Make Sweet Love
Bill, Terrance and Fosse cloned a foot for the science fair.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Mr. Hat explains genetic engineering.x CLOSE
Mephesto can create a four-assed monkey but not a pot-bellied elephant.x CLOSE
Stan brings his clone home to meet his sister.x CLOSE
Stan got a black eye from his sister and Kyle got an elephant.x CLOSE
Stan gets beat up by his sister. Again.x CLOSE
Bill, Terrance and Fosse cloned a foot for the science fair.x CLOSE
Stan goes home alone while the boys go get the elephant drunk.x CLOSE
Love won't protect Stan from Shelly.x CLOSE
The Elephant and Fluffy get drunkenly in the mood to make love.x CLOSE
Bill, Terrance and Fosse's Human Clone escapes.x CLOSE