HEY STAN, WHERE'D YOUGET THAT BLACK EYE ?
YOUR SISTERBEAT YOU UP AGAIN ?
YOUR SISTERKICKED YOUR ASS !
SHE'S PISSED OFF 'CAUSE SHE GOTHEADGEAR AT THE DENTIST.
SHE'S TAKING ITOUT ONME.
BUT THAT SUCKS YOU GET YOURBUTT KICKED BY A GIRL, STAN.
I WOULD NEVERLET A WOMAN KICK MY ASS.
IF SHE TRIED ANYTHING,I'D BE LIKE,
"YOU GET YOUR BITCH-ASSBACK IN THE KITCHEN
AND MAKE MESOME PIE !"
MY PARENTS DON'T EVEN BELIEVETHAT SHE BEATS ME UP.
THEY THINK SHE'S ALLINNOCENT AND SWEET.
BUT I KNOW THATSHE'S AN EVIL BITCH.
BE A MAN, STAN,JUST SAY, "HEY WOMAN
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHAND MAKE BABIES !"
HEY KYLE, WHAT'S THATELEPHANT DOING ?
YOU MEANTHIS ONE ?
HE'S MY NEWPET ELEPHANT.
WHERE'D YOU GETA PET ELEPHANT ?
I GOT IT MAIL ORDERFROM AFRICA.
THE AD SAID IT WOULDTAKE FOUR TO SIX WEEKS,
BUT IT ONLYTOOK THREE !
WOW,THAT'S COOL !
NO, IT'S NOT COOL !
MY MOM WON'T LET MEKEEP HIM IN THE HOUSE !
SHE SAYSHE'S TOO BIG
AND THAT HIS POOPIS BIGGER THAN OUR COUCH.
THAT'S WHY MY MOM GOT MEA POT-BELLIED PIG,
'CAUSE ITSPOOP ISSMALL.
( mumbling )
YEAH, BUT PIGS AREN'TSMART LIKE ELEPHANTS.
WAIT A MINUTE,WHAT ISTHAT THING ?!
THIS IS THE NEWRETARDED KID.
OH, I'M SORRYLITTLE GIRL.
BUT YOU STILLCAN'T GET ON !
YOU HAVE TO TAKETHE SPECIAL-ED BUS !
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOTWELCOME ANYWHERE, ELEPHANT.
SEE YA !
IF A WOMANGAVE ME CRAP,
I'D SAY,"YOU GO DO MY LAUNDRY !"
SIT DOWN, KID !
Stan's Black Eye
Stan got a black eye from his sister and Kyle got an elephant.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Mr. Hat explains genetic engineering.x CLOSE
Mephesto can create a four-assed monkey but not a pot-bellied elephant.x CLOSE
Stan brings his clone home to meet his sister.x CLOSE
Stan got a black eye from his sister and Kyle got an elephant.x CLOSE
Stan gets beat up by his sister. Again.x CLOSE
Bill, Terrance and Fosse cloned a foot for the science fair.x CLOSE
Stan goes home alone while the boys go get the elephant drunk.x CLOSE
Love won't protect Stan from Shelly.x CLOSE
The Elephant and Fluffy get drunkenly in the mood to make love.x CLOSE
Bill, Terrance and Fosse's Human Clone escapes.x CLOSE