NO PROBLEM KIDS.
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'TWANT TO STAY FOR
SOME TOASTEDCHEESE SANDWICHES ?
I GOTTA GET BACK FORTHE BIG FOOTBALL GAME.
COME ON BOY.
WHEN YOU GETBACK TO TOWN,
TELL THEM ABOUT USWILL YOU ?
TELL THEM THERE AREGAY ANIMALS HERE,
WHO NEED HOMES,DESPERATELY.
I WILL BIG GAY AL,
OH, MY CARROT CAKE.
THESE SOUTH PARK COWSARE BEING ABSOLUTELY
MOLESTED BY MIDDLE PARK.
I HAVEN'T SEEN SO MANYCHILDREN MOLESTED SINCE...
I THOUGHT YOU SAIDBEATING THE SPREAD
WAS A SURE THING,JIMBO !
( Mr. Hat )YEAH, WE ALL PUT OURLIFE SAVING IN THIS GAME !
YOU'RE A DEADMAN JIMBO !
THIS SHOULD JUST ABOUTWRAP IT UP...
WAIT A MINUTE,WHAT'S THIS ?
YEAH, YAHOO !
IT'S STAN, THE SOUTH PARKSTAR QUARTERBACK.
WHERE THE HELLHAVE YOU BEEN STAN ?
I'VE BEEN GETTINGMY BEST FRIEND BACK.
JUST GETIN THERE BOY.
GIVE THEM HELLSTANLEY !
JESUS, NOW I HAVEN'TASKED YOU FOR MUCH.
ALL WE NEED ISONE LITTLE SCORE.
LEAVE ME ALONE !
STAN HIKES THE BALL,
HE STEPS BACKTO PASS.
HEY STAN,I'M OPEN I THINK.
AND HE THROWS IT TO KYLE,THE LITTLE JEWISH KID.
OH MY !
I HAVEN'T SEEN A JEWRUN LIKE THAT
SINCE POLAND, 1938 !
THE CLOCK RUNS OUTAND THE FINAL SCORE IS
MIDDLE PARK COWBOYS 73,SOUTH PARK COWS 6.
SOUTH PARKBEATS THE SPREAD.
STAN, WHAT DO YOU WANTTO TELL THE WORLD
ABOUT THIS STUNNING,ALMOST VICTORY ?
IT'S REALLY COOL
THAT WE BEAT THE SPREADAGAINST THE COWBOYS.
YEAH, RIGHT !
AND MAYBE WE CAN BEAT 'EMEVEN MORE NEXT YEAR.
AND IT'S OKAYTO BE GAY.
( silence )
BEING GAY IS JUSTPART OF NATURE,
AND A BEAUTIFUL THING.
WHAT THE HELL ISHE TALKING ABOUT ?
STANLEY YOU ARRIVEDVERY LATE IN THE GAME.
WHERE WERE YOUTHAT WHOLE TIME ?
I WAS WITH MY NEWFRIEND, BIG GAY AL.
HE SHOWED ME HIS BIG GAYANIMAL SANCTUARY
AND TOOK ME ONA BIG GAY BOAT RIDE,
WHERE I LEARNED ALL ABOUTTHE WONDERS OF GAIETY.
IT'S TRUE,I'LL SHOW YOU.
A Gay Victory
Stan returns to beat the spread.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment and a lesson on homosexuality.x CLOSE
Not even Jesus can help Stan with his gay dog.x CLOSE
Sparky is taken in by Big Gay Al.x CLOSE
The boys set up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester.x CLOSE
The football team practices in preparation for the homecoming game.x CLOSE
Sparky has sex with Rex in front of Stan's football team.x CLOSE
Stan unsuccessfully tries to un-gay Sparky.x CLOSE
Jimbo loses faith in Stan's football skills.x CLOSE
Stan has more bad luck turning Sparky straight.x CLOSE
Chef gets worked up over the football.x CLOSE