BUT I NEVER PRACTICEDQUARTERBACK.

IT'S A LITTLE LATEFOR THAT BULLCRAP NOW.

FILLING IN FORQUARTERBACK

IS NUMBER 12,KYLE BROSLOVSKI.

HEY, HEY, WHERE'SLITTLE STANLEY ?

YEAH, WHY THE HELL ISTHAT LITTLE JEWISH KID

PLAYINGQUARTERBACK ?!

NED LOOK.

THEY'VE GOT ENRIQUEON THEIR SIDELINES.

LOOKS LIKE THAT BOMBIS STILL ATTACHED.

YEAH !

HI LITTLE FELLOW,

HOW ARE YOUDOING TODAY ?

FINE, HOW ARE YOU.

I'M SUPER,THANKS FOR ASKING.

MY GAY DOG RAN AWAY

AND I WAS WONDERING IFMAYBE HE CAME HERE.

WELL LET'S SEE,COME ON IN.

DO YOU HAVE LOTSOF GAY DOGS HERE ?

WE HAVE ALL SORTS OFGAY ANIMALS HERE

AT BIG GAY AL'S.

OVER HERE WE HAVEA GAY LION.

ROAR !

AND WE HAVEGAY WATER BUFFALO,

GAY HUMMING BIRDS,

HERE'S A GAGGLEOF GAY GOOSES !

+ I'M GOING DOWNTO SOUTH PARK +HI FELLOWS, IT'SSO SUPER TO SEE YOU !

WOW, IT SEEMS LIKETHE ANIMALS HERE

ARE REALLY HAPPY.

OF COURSE THEY ARE,SILLY BUNS !

IT'S THE ONE PLACEWHERE GAY ANIMALS

CAN REALLYBE THEMSELVES.

DO YOU LIKETO DANCE ?

( disco music )

( Kyle )CARTMAN, YOUHIKE ME THE BALL,