AS WE NEAR THE TOPOF THE MOUNTAIN
THE CHANCES OF OUR ENCOUNTERINGSOME LAVA BECOMES GREAT.
THEREFORE I HAVE SPECIALORDERED THIS TRAINING FILM
TO ASSIST USIN VOLCANO SAFETY.
MR. GARRISON,IF YOU WOULD PLEASE.
Harborers of sorrow,
Natural disasterscan be the cause
of troubling andundesirable stress,
and a volcanois no exception.
But what should you doif a volcano erupts
near youor your family ?
Here we see the Stevens' familyenjoying a picnic,
But suddenly daughterhears a noise...
It's a volcano.
Junior seems worried,but have no fear Junior,
Jane learned in schoolwhat to do
when you heara volcano erupt.
That's right, Jane,duck and cover.
So what will you do whenyou hear a volcano erupting ?
That's right,duck and cover.
Looks likeyou got the idea.
Thank youand goodbye.
OKAY,ANY QUESTIONS ?
THAT HASGOT TO BE
THE MOST RIDICULOUSLOAD OF PIG CRAP
I HAVEEVER SEEN !
THAT'S ENOUGHOUT OF YOU !
I'M GONNA BAGSKUZZLE-BUTT,
THEN WE'LL SEEWHO'S A LITTLE BASTARD.
( Cartman )HEY SERIOUSLY,YOU GUYS !
KILL IT STAN,KILL IT.
Duck & Cover
Officer Barbrady shows an old film to help with volcano safety.
Cartman sucks at telling scary stories.x CLOSE
Scuzzlebutt saves the boys from death by lava.x CLOSE
After the volcano threat has died down, Stan shoots Scuzzlebutt.x CLOSE
The boys leave to go hunting with Uncle jimbo and Ned.x CLOSE
Stan won't shoot a rabbit, despite pressure from Uncle Uncle jimbo and Cartman.x CLOSE
Stan's dad calls for help interpreting a smoking mountain.x CLOSE
Ned sets himself on fire and blows up Uncle jimbo's new hummer.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.x CLOSE
Cartman goes missing, and Uncle jimbo takes Kenny fishing instead of Stan.x CLOSE
The mayor tells the town that the boys are in need of rescue.x CLOSE