AS WE NEAR THE TOPOF THE MOUNTAIN
THE CHANCES OF OUR ENCOUNTERINGSOME LAVA BECOMES GREAT.
THEREFORE I HAVE SPECIALORDERED THIS TRAINING FILM
TO ASSIST USIN VOLCANO SAFETY.
MR. GARRISON,IF YOU WOULD PLEASE.
Harborers of sorrow,
Natural disasterscan be the cause
of troubling andundesirable stress,
and a volcanois no exception.
But what should you doif a volcano erupts
near youor your family ?
Here we see the Stevens' familyenjoying a picnic,
But suddenly daughterhears a noise...
It's a volcano.
Junior seems worried,but have no fear Junior,
Jane learned in schoolwhat to do
when you heara volcano erupt.
That's right, Jane,duck and cover.
So what will you do whenyou hear a volcano erupting ?
That's right,duck and cover.
Looks likeyou got the idea.
Thank youand goodbye.
OKAY,ANY QUESTIONS ?
THAT HASGOT TO BE
THE MOST RIDICULOUSLOAD OF PIG CRAP
I HAVEEVER SEEN !
THAT'S ENOUGHOUT OF YOU !
I'M GONNA BAGSKUZZLE-BUTT,
THEN WE'LL SEEWHO'S A LITTLE BASTARD.
( Cartman )HEY SERIOUSLY,YOU GUYS !
KILL IT STAN,KILL IT.
Duck & Cover
Officer Barbrady shows an old film to help with volcano safety.