YOU CAN'T STOP SERVING SALISBURYSTEAK IN OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
WHAT'S NEXT,MEAT LOAF ?
WE ARE QUITE AWAREOF YOUR CONCERNS CHEF, BUT--
( intercom )Mayor, the geologistis here to see you.
MY GEOLOGIST... ?NOW ?
TELL HIM THEINFECTION IS FINE
AND I DON'T NEEDANOTHER CHECK-UP.
No Mayor, that'sa gynecologist,
a geologiststudies the Earth.
DON'T YOU THINKI KNOW THAT ?
HOW DEAR YOU INSULTMY INTELLECT !
I WENT TO PRINCETONFOR GODSAKE !
YOU GET OUTOF MY OFFICE !
I'm not inyour office Mayor,
I'm talking to youthrough a speaker.
JUST SEND INTHE GEOMETRIST !
YOU AREFIRED, BUDDY !
Thank you Mayor, it's beengreat working for you.
MAYOR, WE HAVE GOTA VERY BIG PROBLEM.
MT. EVANSONIS ABOUT TO ERUPT.
( suspense music )
WHAT DOES THIS MEANTO THE TOWN ?
THIS GRAPH SHOWS EVERYTHINGFROM "NORMAL" TO "BAD".
RIGHT NOW SOUTH PARKISHERE.
( suspense music )
MY GOD !
MAYOR, SOME OFTHE SCHOOL CHILDREN
ARE UP CAMPING ON THATMOUNTAIN RIGHT NOW !
JOHNSON, JOHNSON,ARE YOU THERE ?!
( intercom )You just fired Johnson,Mayor.
I'm hisreplacement, Ted.
TED, WE HAVE GOTA MAJOR CRISIS HERE !
I WANT YOU TO GET ON THE PHONEAND CALL "INSIDE EDITION",
"RESCUE 911"AND "ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT".
YOU BETTER GET MY STYLISTON THE PHONE TOO.
DON'T WORRY,THINGS ARE UNDER CONTROL.
Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.
Cartman sucks at telling scary stories.x CLOSE
Scuzzlebutt saves the boys from death by lava.x CLOSE
After the volcano threat has died down, Stan shoots Scuzzlebutt.x CLOSE
The boys leave to go hunting with Uncle jimbo and Ned.x CLOSE
Stan won't shoot a rabbit, despite pressure from Uncle Uncle jimbo and Cartman.x CLOSE
Stan's dad calls for help interpreting a smoking mountain.x CLOSE
Ned sets himself on fire and blows up Uncle jimbo's new hummer.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.x CLOSE
Cartman goes missing, and Uncle jimbo takes Kenny fishing instead of Stan.x CLOSE
The mayor tells the town that the boys are in need of rescue.x CLOSE