NOW YOUBE CAREFUL ERIC.
THE WOODS CAN BEVERY DANGEROUS.
READY TO GOHUNTING CARTMAN ?
MY UNCLE JIMBO SAYS WE GOTTAGET UP THERE EARLY.
RIGHTUNCLE JIMBO ?
ANIMALS ARE MUCH EASIERTO SHOOT IN THE MORNING.
I PACKED YOU CHEESY POOFSAND HAPPY TARTS.
DON'T WORRYMISS CARTMAN,
WE'LL TAKEGOOD CARE OF HIM.
I BROUGHT MY OLD WAR BUDDY DANTO KEEP THINGS SAFE.
( voice box )HELLO MRS. CARTMAN,HOW ARE YOU TODAY ?
BE SURE TO USELOTS OF BUG SPRAY,
AND IF YOU HAVETO POO-POO
DON'T WIPEWITH POISON IVY.
( laughing )
DUDE,THAT'S SICK MOM !
I KNOW IT CAN GET SCARYUP IN THOSE THOSE WOODS.
BUT JUST REMEMBER,
MOMMY'S NOTFAR AWAY.
( laughing )
DRIVE, DRIVE !
YOU GIVE YOURMOMMY A KISSY.
DRIVE THE CAR, DAMMIT,DRIVE !
DON'T GET SCARED UP INTHE MOUNTAINS, CARTMAN.
SHUT UP, I'M NOTSCARED OF NOTHING !
MAYBE YOUR MOM CAN GIVEMEA KISS TOO, CARTMAN.
( mumbling )
WHOA !THAT'S DISGUSTING !
YOU PIECE OF CRAP,I'LL KILL YOU !
THAT'S THESPIRIT BOYS !
LET'S GET THATTESTOSTERONE FLOWING !
I NEED TO GET SERIOUSFOR A MINUTE.
I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTANDA FEW BASIC RULES OF HUNTING,
SINCE THIS ISYOUR FIRST TIME.
FIRST OF ALL, DON'T EVERWALK WITH YOUR GUN
UNLESS THESAFETY IS ON.
SECOND, DON'T SHOOT ANYTHINGTHAT LOOKS HUMAN.
AND THIRD, NEVER SPILL YOUR BEERIN THE BULLET CHAMBER.
( Stan )UNCLE JIMBO,WE DON'T DRINK BEER.
YOU WHAT ?!
( voice box )OH, YEAH,THAT'S RIGHT.
I DON'T THINK8-YEAR-OLD KIDS DRINK BEER.
I LIKECHOCOLATE MILK !
WE'LL BE DOING PLENTYOF DRINKING ONTHIS TRIP.
AFTER ALL,HUNTING SOBER IS LIKE...
IT SURE WILL BE NICE TO GET OUTOF THE CITY FOR A WHILE.
WELL,HERE WE ARE.
OKAY, EACH OF YOUYOUNG 'UN'S TAKE A GUN,
A BEERAND SOME SMOKES.
HEY, I DIDN'TGET A GUN !
THIS IS LIKE THE GUNI USED IN 'NAM.
YOU WEREN'TIN VIETNAM CARTMAN.
( voice box )WERE YOU STATIONEDINDA NANG ?
CARTMAN ALWAYSMAKES STUFF UP.
YOU CAN'T BELIEVEANYTHING HE SAYS.
HEY, I'LL BLOWYOUR FREAKING HEAD OFF !
LOOK OUT SON,THAT'S DANGEROUS !
YOU'RE GONNASPILL YOUR BEER.
Rules of Hunting
The boys leave to go hunting with Uncle jimbo and Ned.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Cartman sucks at telling scary stories.x CLOSE
Scuzzlebutt saves the boys from death by lava.x CLOSE
After the volcano threat has died down, Stan shoots Scuzzlebutt.x CLOSE
The boys leave to go hunting with Uncle jimbo and Ned.x CLOSE
Stan won't shoot a rabbit, despite pressure from Uncle Uncle jimbo and Cartman.x CLOSE
Stan's dad calls for help interpreting a smoking mountain.x CLOSE
Ned sets himself on fire and blows up Uncle jimbo's new hummer.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.x CLOSE
Cartman goes missing, and Uncle jimbo takes Kenny fishing instead of Stan.x CLOSE
The mayor tells the town that the boys are in need of rescue.x CLOSE