BUT THE DOCTORS SAY THATMR. HAT NEEDS MORE THERAPY.
WE CAN STILLGET HER !
I'M JUST SO SORRY THATI RUINED EVERYONE'S CHANCES
FOR BEING ON TV.
NOT CARTMAN, HE GETSTO BE ON TV ANYWAY.
REALLY ?ON WHAT ?
WHATEVER WORD YOU USE,IT REPRESENTS ONE THING...
BEING A BIG FAT ASS.
WE HAVE WITH US TODAY,LIVE VIA SATELLITE
ERIC CARTMANFROM SOUTH PARK,
WHO IS NOW SO OBESE
HE CAN'T EVEN GETOUT OF HIS HOUSE.
WHEN IS THIS GONNABE ON THE AIR ?
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKETO SAY TO PEOPLE OUT THERE ?
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS !
YOUCAN REACH YOUR GOALS,I'M LIVING PROOF.
HE NEEDS TO RUN HIS ASSAROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MOREOF THAT GOOD LOVIN', CHEF ?
DAMN, WOMAN !
I JUST GAVE YOU SWEET LOVIN'FIVE MINUTES AGO !
YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ?
Follow Your Dreams
Cartman winds up on Geraldo for being incredibly obese.
After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song of love, and lust, to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor talks to her aides about Kathie Lee's arrival.x CLOSE
Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.x CLOSE
Cartman sees the Weight Gain 4000 commercial and sends his mom to buy some.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.x CLOSE