HOWDY, MR. GARRISON,NICE GUN.
NICE GUN,MR. GARRISON.
IS THERESOMEWHERE IN TOWN
WHERE I CAN GETA GOOD CLEAR SHOT--
VIEW OF KATHIE LEE ?
HMM, YOU KNOWI THINK THE BOOK DEPOSITORY
WOULD BE A GOOD BET.
YES, THAT MIGHTDO QUITE NICELY.
THANK YOUOFFICER BARBRADY.
HA ! CAUGHT YOURED-HANDED !
NO PICTURESOF KATHIE LEE !
WHERE IS SHE ?
THIS IS SWEET.
CAMERA CREWSARE SETTING UP.
AND I'M LOOKINGTOTALLY WHIPPED.
I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNAGET ALL OF YOU IN FRAME.
YOU GUYS,WE HAVE TO STOP HIM !
STOP WHO ?
MR. GARRISON !
HE'S GOING TO TRY TO KILLKATHIE LEE GIFFORD !
OH NOYOU DON'T !
YOU'RE NOT GONNA RUINMY MOMENT OF FAME.
HE'S GOT A A GUN !
YOU GOTTA GET OVERTHIS WHOLE JEALOUSY THING.
SERIOUSLY,JUST FACE IT.
I WROTE A BETTER PAPERTHANYOU.
IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT IHAVE YOUR PAPERAND I KNOWWHY YOU WON.
THERE'S SOMETHING MOREIMPORTANT RIGHT NOW !
LET'S GO !
WENDY, YOU'VE GOTTO PRIORITIZE.
BEING ON TV OR SOMESTUPID ASSASSINATION ?
STAN, I CAN'TDO IT ALONE.
( Kyle )UH-OH, WE'RE LOSING HIM.
Must Stop Garrison
Wendy warns the boys of Mr. Garrison's impending assassination attempt.
After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song of love, and lust, to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor talks to her aides about Kathie Lee's arrival.x CLOSE
Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.x CLOSE
Cartman sees the Weight Gain 4000 commercial and sends his mom to buy some.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.x CLOSE