NO, NO !
KILL HER !
NO, MR. HAT,I WON'T DO IT.
THAT DOES IT.
YOU'RE GOING IN THEDRESSER DRAWER, MR. HAT.
SHE'LL MAKEA FOOL OF YOU AGAIN !
YOU CAN JUST STAY INTHAT DRAWER, NEGATIVE NANCY.
WHAT THE HELLIS WRONG WITH YOU ?
HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THE THREEFEET OF SNOW ON THE GROUND ?
I HAVE A NICE BODYAND I WANNA SHOW IT OFF !
YOU GOT THAT ?
YOU'VE GOT TO WEIGH90 POUNDS.
I'M UP TO 94,THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
( mumbling )
YEAH THEY'RE ALMOSTAS BIG AS HIS MOMS !
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT !
I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNABE ON TV LOOKING ALL BUFF.
WHAT'S THAT STUFF ?
WEIGHT GAIN 4,000.
IT'S HELPING MEBULK UP.
BULK UP TO WHAT ? DOWNTO SOUTH PARK +FAT ASS ?
SUPER FAT ASS ?
HEY, I DON'T HAVE TOTAKE THAT KIND OF CRAP
FROM YOU SCRAWNYWEAKLINGS !
SWEET,CHECK ME OUT.
I'M SUCH A BEEFCAKE I CAN'T EVENGET THROUGH THE DOOR.
94 Pound Beefcake
Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.
After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song of love, and lust, to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor talks to her aides about Kathie Lee's arrival.x CLOSE
Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.x CLOSE
Cartman sees the Weight Gain 4000 commercial and sends his mom to buy some.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.x CLOSE