Do you needto get in shape fast ?
Wanna look your best ?
Tired of the other guysgetting all the chicks ?
Are you tired of beinga 90 pound weakling ?
YEAH, I ONLYWEIGH 90 POUNDS.
Then bulk up quick
with Weight Gain 4000 !
Over 4,000 grams ofsaturated fat per serving.
Its patented formulais designed
to enter the mouth andgo directly to the stomach
where it is distributedto the bloodstream !
Now availableat stores everywhere.
Get some today !
And say it with me...Beefcake !
MOM, CAN YOU GET MESOMEWEIGHT GAIN 4,000 ?
I'LL GET YOUSOME TOMORROW.
BUT MOM,I NEED IT FOR TOMORROW !
BUTTOMORROWIS GROCERY DAY, ERIC.
( squealing )
WELL I GUESS I'LL BE GOINGTO THE STORENOW THEN.
Cartman sees the Weight Gain 4000 commercial and sends his mom to buy some.
After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song of love, and lust, to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor talks to her aides about Kathie Lee's arrival.x CLOSE
Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.x CLOSE
Cartman sees the Weight Gain 4000 commercial and sends his mom to buy some.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.x CLOSE