Do you needto get in shape fast ?
Wanna look your best ?
Tired of the other guysgetting all the chicks ?
Are you tired of beinga 90 pound weakling ?
YEAH, I ONLYWEIGH 90 POUNDS.
Then bulk up quick
with Weight Gain 4000 !
Over 4,000 grams ofsaturated fat per serving.
Its patented formulais designed
to enter the mouth andgo directly to the stomach
where it is distributedto the bloodstream !
Now availableat stores everywhere.
Get some today !
And say it with me...Beefcake !
MOM, CAN YOU GET MESOMEWEIGHT GAIN 4,000 ?
I'LL GET YOUSOME TOMORROW.
BUT MOM,I NEED IT FOR TOMORROW !
BUTTOMORROWIS GROCERY DAY, ERIC.
( squealing )
WELL I GUESS I'LL BE GOINGTO THE STORENOW THEN.
Cartman sees the Weight Gain 4000 commercial and sends his mom to buy some.