WITH ALLTHIS EXCITEMENT.
WHY YOU LOOKING AT MELIKE THAT, MR. HAT ?
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUTALL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING
THAT KATHIE LEE GIFFORDCAUSED YOU ?
MR. HAT,THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
AND I WASONLY A CHILD.
WE COULD'VE WONTHAT TALENT SHOW.
WE COULD'VE BEENHUGE.
KNOCK KNOCK,MR. HAT.
WHO'S THERE ?
ORANGE WHO ?
ORANGE YOU GLADI DIDN'T SAY BANANA ?
WELL MR. HAT,LOOKS LIKE ME MIGHT WIN.
( announcer )AND NOW OUR LASTTALENT SHOW FINALIST,
KATHIE LEE EPSTEIN.
♪ IF THEY COULD SEE ME NOW,THAT LITTLE GANG OF MINE ♪
♪ EATING FANCY CHOWAND DRINKING FANCY WINE ♪
♪ I'D LIKE THOSE STUMBLE BUMSTO SEE FOR A FACT ♪
♪ WHAT TYPE OF FIRST RATE,TOP DRAWER CHUM I ATTRACT ♪
♪ ALL I CAN SAY IS "WOW",LOOK AT WHERE I AM ♪
♪ TONIGHT I LANDED, POWRIGHT IN A POT OF JAM ♪
♪ WHAT A SET UP, HOLY COW,THEY'D NEVER BELIEVE IT ♪
♪ IF MY FRIENDSCOULD SEE ME NOW ♪
( applause )
IT WASN'T FAIR,SHE HAD CHOREOGRAPHY.
HOW COULD WECOMPETE WITH THAT ?
BUT NOW SHE'S COMINGTO SOUTH PARK.
AND I KNOW A WAYTO MAKE IT ALL BETTER.
NO, MR. HAT !
KILL KATHIE LEE GIFFORD.
Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.
After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song of love, and lust, to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor talks to her aides about Kathie Lee's arrival.x CLOSE
Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.x CLOSE
Cartman sees the Weight Gain 4000 commercial and sends his mom to buy some.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.x CLOSE