OUR FRIEND MR. HATIS GOING TO TELL US
ABOUT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.
THAT'S RIGHTMR. GARRISON,
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUSDISCOVERED AMERICA,
AND WAS THE INDIAN'SBEST FRIEND.
HE HELPED THE INDIANSWIN THEIR WAR AGAINST
AND FREED THE HEBREWSFROM NAPOLEON.
AND DISCOVERED FRANCE.
I CAN'TJUST SIT HERE.
I HAVE TO HELPMY STUPID BROTHER.
I'LL COME HOMEWITHOUT HIM
AND MY DAD WILLSTART YELLING.
"WHERE'S YOURBROTHER, KYLE !?"
"YOU WEREN'T LOOKING OUT FORYOUR LITTLE BROTHER, KYLE."
OKAY, LET'S DITCHSCHOOL AND GO FIND HIM.
"YOU KNOW HE CAN'T THINKON HIS OWN, KYLE."
"BRUSH AND FLOSS, KYLE."
"WHERE HAS THATFINGER BEEN, KYLE ?"
IS THERE APROBLEM BOYS ?
YES MR. GARRISON,I HAVE TO GO NOW.
OH REALLY, KYLE.
WHAT IS IT THIS TIME,ANOTHER PROSTATE TUMOR ?
NO, MY LITTLE BROTHER'SBEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.
IT'S TRUE,ASK CARTMAN.
THEY GAVE HIMAN ANAL PROBE.
THAT'S ALITTLE JOKE.
MR. GARRISON,SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO GO.
CAN I PLEASE BEEXCUSED FROM CLASS ?
I DON'T KNOW KYLE,DID YOU ASK MR. HAT ?
I DON'T WANTTO ASK MR. HAT.
I'M ASKING YOU !
I THINK YOU SHOULDASK MR. HAT.
MR. HAT, MAY I PLEASEBE EXCUSED FROM CLASS ?
WELL KYLE, NO !
YOU HEAR ME ?YOU GO TO HELL !
YOU GO TO HELLAND YOU DIE !
I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TOTAKE YOUR SEAT.
HA, HA, MR. HATYELLED AT YOU.
OW, MY ASS !
OW, MY ASS !
DUDE, HE'SFARTING FIRE.
IT'S THE ALIENANAL PROBE !
IT'S SHOOTING FIRE FROMCARTMAN'S RECTUM !
THAT WAS JUSTA DREAM.
ERIC, DO YOU NEED TOSIT IN THE CORNER
UNTIL YOUR FLAMINGGAS IS UNDER CONTROL ?
NO MR. GARRISON,I'M FINE.
Mr. Hat refuses Kyle's request to leave school and save Ike.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Cartman gets probed by aliens.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song to cheer up the boys.x CLOSE
A giant satellite emerges from Cartman's ass.x CLOSE
Ike gets abducted by aliensx CLOSE
South Park cows are turning inside-out.x CLOSE
Mr. Hat refuses Kyle's request to leave school and save Ike.x CLOSE
Cows try to escape to Denver.x CLOSE
Cartman is under alien control via the thing in his butt.x CLOSE
Aliens kill Kenny.x CLOSE
Cartman can't resist Chocolate Chicken Pot Pie.x CLOSE