WE CAN'T LET THOSE6th GRADERS
GET THEIR HANDSON THIS VIDEOTAPE.
I MUST SAY I AGREE.
IF THIS COPY OF THE LORDOF RINGS IS "HAINTED"
IT WOULD NOT BE SAFEIN THE WRONG HANDS.
( 6th grader )I SMELL 4th GRADERS !
OH CRAP, DUDE !
( sniffing )
I THINK I SEE SOMETHINGDOWN THE HILL !
( all )WHEW !
THE ONE VIDEOTAPE ISSOUGHT AFTER INDEED.
YEAH, BUTTERS, MY PARENTS,NOW THE 6th GRADERS.
WE MUST BRING THISALL TO THE ATTENTION
OF THE HIGH ELFOF FARAGON.
YEAH, THE HIGH ELF !HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO !
AND SO, THAT'STHE SITUATION.
ALL THE BOYS ARE OUT THERESOMEWHERE WITH A...
OH GOD !THIS IS HORRIBLE !
ALRIGHT, CALM DOWN.
NOW JUST HOW BAD OF A PORNO TAPEARE WE TALKING, HERE ?
I MEAN, WAS IT LIKE,"CROTCH CAPERS 3" ?
I'M AFRAID IT WAS..."BACKDOOR SLUTS 9".
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9 !BACKDOOR SLUTS 9 !
IS THAT BAD ?
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9MAKES CROTCH CAPERS 3
LOOK LIKE"NAUGHTY NURSES 2" !
IT IS THE SINGLE MOSTVILE, TWISTED,
DARK PIECE OF PORNEVER MADE.
HOW THE HELLDO YOU KNOW ?!
I, UH, I READABOUT IT IN "PEOPLE".
OH, THIS IS JUST GREAT !
HOW COULD YOU TWOBE SO CARELESS ?!
WE'RE SORRY !
WELL, SHEILA, WE CAN'TSHELTER OUR BOYS FOREVER
FROM THESE THINGS.
MAYBE IT'S OKAY FOR THEMTO SEE AN ADULT FILM.
NOT WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS TOPUT IT IN THE PROPER CONTEXT.
THEY WON'T UNDERSTANDWHAT THEY'RE SEEING !
IT CAN'T HURT THEMTHAT MUCH, CAN IT ?
LET ME SEEMY PRECIOUS.
( doorbell )
WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT ?
WE MUST SPEAK SPEAK WITHTHE HIGH ELF OF FARAGON !
OH, OKAY,HANG ON A SECOND.
WHAT TROUBLES YOU ?
WE HAVE IN OUR POSSESSIONSOMETHING OF GREAT POWER.
IT IS THE LORDOF RINGS.
SO ? I HAVETHREE COPIES--
AND THE D.V.D. WITH12 HOURS OF EXTRA FOOTAGE.
YES, BUT THIS IS NOT--WOW, 12 HOURS ?
YES, BUT THIS IS NOTA NORMAL COPY.
IT'S MAKING PEOPLEACT REALLY STRANGE.
WE'RE SERIOUSLY,HIGH ELF--
SOMETHING VERY EVILLURKS IN THIS TAPE.
I SHALL CALL THE COUNCILTOGETHER.
MEET ME IN THEWOODS OF GATHERING
BEHIND TALINGHARRTHE BLACK'S HOUSE.
AND DON'T LET MY MOM SEE YOU'CAUSE I'LL GET IN TROUBLE.
THANK YOU,HIGH ELF OF PARAGON.
CLYDE'S A DICK.
ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY,LISTEN UP !
THERE'S THREE SNOT-NOSED LITTLE4th GRADERS OUT THERE
WHO HAVE A PORNO CALLED"BACKDOOR SLUTS 9".
( all )OOOHH !
I CHECKED IT OUTON THE INTERNET
AND IT SAID THATBACKDOOR SLUTS 9
IS THE MOST HARDCOREPORNO EVER MADE.
I HAVE AMASSED THIS ARMYOF 6th GRADERS
TO GET THE TAPEBY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
NOW-- LET'S GO GETTHAT PORNO !
AND SO, THAT ISTHE SITUATION.
THE VIDEOTAPE MAY OR MAY NOTHAVE EVIL POWERS.
KYLE, WOULD YOU BRING ITUP HERE, PLEASE ?
THAT VIDEO COULD HAVE BEENMADE BY SAURON'S EVIL FORCES.
IT COULD HOLD A MENTALSPELL OF SOME KIND.
PERHAPS WE COULD USE ITTO STRENGTHEN OURSTAR CRUISERS !
KEVIN, GOD DAMMIT.
LOOK, UNTIL WE SEE THIS TAPE'SPOWER FOR OURSELVES
WE CANNOT RISKGIVING IT TO ANYBODY.
BUT IF WE WATCH IT WE COULDFALL UNDER ITS SPELL TOO !
THAT IS TRUE.
ONLY A PALADIN WITHA HIGH CONSTITUTION
SHOULD WATCH THE TAPE.
THEREFORE, I THINK IT ISA JOB FOR YOU--
TALINGHARR THE BLACK.
I'M NOT SCARED.
I'LL GO INSIDEAND WATCH THE TAPE,
JUST A FEW SECONDS.
IF I DO NOT RETURNIN TWO MINUTES
SEND A PARTY INAFTER ME.
THE FATE OF MIDDLE EARTHIS IN MY HANDS.
FOURTH GRADERS !!
GIVE US THAT PORNO !!
BOYS, WE'RE NOTMAD AT YOU.
WE JUST WANT TOTALK TO YOU !
TALINGHARR THE BLACK RETURNSFROM WATCHING THE VIDEO !
WHAT SIGHTS DID YOU SEE ONTHE VIDEOTAPE, TALINGHARR ?
IS IT THE WORKOF SAURON'S MAGIC ?
I'M NOT PLAYINGANYMORE.
WHOA, WAIT,WHAT'D YOU SEE ?
I DON'T KNOW.I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
MY GOD, THIS THING MUSTREALLY BE POWERFUL.
THIS TAPE MAKESPEOPLE FREAK OUTWHEREVER IT GOES !
WHAT DO WE DOWITH IT ?
ONE THING'S FOR SURE,
THIS TAPE CANNOT BETRUSTED WITH ANYBODY.
IT MUST BE RETURNED TO THEVIDEO STORE FROM WHENCE IT CAME.
WHERE IS THE VIDEOTAPERENTED FROM ?
TWO TOWERS VIDEO STORE--IN CONIFER.
WALKING THEREWOULD TAKE HOURS !
THERE'S NO ALTERNATIVE,
WE HAVE TORETURN THE TAPE
BEFORE IT CAUSESMORE DAMAGE !
WE CANNOT TRUST SOMETHING OFTHAT MUCH POWER TO A DWARF !
ESPECIALLY AKINDERGARTNER DWARF !
( all arguing )
STOP ACTING LIKEA BUNCH OF ASSHOLES !
I WILL TAKE IT !
I WILL WALK TOTHE VIDEO STORE.
IT IS TOO FAR AND TOODANGEROUS TO GO ALONE.
TAKE WITH YOU THE WIZARD,THE DWARF, THE WARRIOR,
THE CLERICAND THE JEW.
YOU SHALL BE THE FELLOWSHIPOF THE LORD OF THE RINGS.
I HAVE TO GO HOME NOWBEFORE I GET IN TROUBLE.
ME TOO !
ONLY THE SIX OF USARE TO GO ?
NO, NO, THERE'SSEVEN OF US,
KENNY SOUL IS STILL TRAPPEDIN CARTMAN'S BODY, REMEMBER ?
YEAH, LUCKILY CARTMAN'SBIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
SHUT UP, KENNY !
South Park 613: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers - Act 2
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys' parents try to explain the porno movie to Token.x CLOSE
The boys cross a river and narrowly avoid being overtaken by the sixth-graders.x CLOSE
The boys' quest comes to an end.x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys to Butters' house so he and Stan's mom can have some time alone.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad realizes that he's switched videotapes. The boys have a porn movie instead of "Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Butters watches a porn movie and thinks it is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys on a quest to retrieve the porno movie.x CLOSE
Butters becomes obsessed with the porno movie that he thinks is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
The boys are confronted by the sixth graders, while Stan and Butters' parents look for the porno.x CLOSE
The boys' parents discuss how dirty the porn movie is.x CLOSE