YOUNG LADY, ARE YOUABSOLUTELY SURE
YOU WANT TO CONSIDER THIS KINDOF PROCEDURE FOR YOUR BREASTS ?
YES, I WANT TO GETBREAST IMPLANTS.
I TRIED TO TELL HERSHE WAS TOO YOUNG.
WELL, IT IS A DIFFERENT TIME,MRS. TESTABURGER.
SOCIETY PUTS A LOT OFPRESSURE ON YOUR DAUGHTER
TO LOOK HER BEST.
HAVING SMALL BREASTS CANMAKE HER FEEL UNIMPORTANT.
BUT SHE'S EIGHT !
YES, WELL, NOT TOOYOUNG TO FEEL FLAT
AND THEREFORE NOT PRETTY.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
HOWEVER, YOUNG LADY,I'M AFRAID BREAST IMPLANTS
ARE NOT FOR EVERYONE.
I'LL NEED TOCAREFULLY ASSESS
YOUR PHYSICALAND MENTAL CONDITION
TO SEE IF AUGMENTATION IS TRULYTHE BEST WAY FOR YOU TO GO.
I HAVE $3,000 CASH.
YOU PASS,LET'S DO THIS THING.
OOH, WAIT - YOU'REGONNA DO IT RIGHT NOW ?
SURE, BREAST AUGMENTATIONIS NOW A VERY SIMPLE PROCEDURE.
WHAT WE DO IS MAKE A SMALLINCISION IN THE ARMPIT,
WHERE IT WON'T BE SEEN.
THEN WE TAKE THISLITTLE PLASTIC BAG
AND GENTLY PLACE ITIN THE CHEST
THEN WE FILL ITWITH SALT WATER.
I STILL DON'TKNOW ABOUT THIS.
LOOK, US PLASTIC SURGEONSHAVE ONE PHILOSOPHY:
IF WE CAN HELPSOMEONE'S SELF-ESTEEM
THEN WHY NOT DO ITIF THEY HAVE $3,000.
JUST... GOTTA JAM ITUP THERE !
AHHH, OKAY THERE'S ONE,WENDY, DOING GREAT... !
M'KAY, KIDS WE NEED TOTALK ABOUT YOUR FAILING GRADES.
( all grunting )BEBE... WHERE BEBE ?
BEBE !AH-TAH !FIRE BAD !
OKAY, WE ALL HAVE TO STARTSTUDYING MORE
AND FIGHTING LESS, M'KAY ?
AH-TAH !BEBE !FIRE BAD !
HAVE YOU GUYSNOTICED THAT
BEBE ISN'T AS COOLAS SHE USED TO BE ?
YEAH, WHAT THE HELLHAPPENED TO US ?
OH MY GOD,I GET IT NOW !
IT WAS BEBE'S BOOBS !
BEBE'S BOOBS ?
OH COOL, IT WORKED !
DON'T YOU GUYS SEE ?
BOOBS DO SOMETHINGTO OUR BRAINS.
THEY FILL OUR BRAINSWITH ILLUSIONS.
SO, BEBE DIDN'T BECOMESMART AND COOL,
IT WAS JUST HER BOOBS ?
SO BEBE'S IS ACTUALLY JUSTAS LAME AS SHE EVER WAS ?
RIGHT, MY BOOBS JUSTCLOUDED YOUR JUDGEMENT.
BUT THAT SUCKS.
I DON'T WANT SOMETHING TO HAVETHAT MUCH POWER OVER ME.
I DON'T THINK THEY WILLAS LONG AS WE REALIZE IT.
WE MUST LEARN TO CONTROLTHEIR POWER OVER US.
YEAH, SCREW BOOBS,THEY'RE STUPID !
I'M SORRY FORFIGHTING, YOU GUYS.
DUDE, SORRY.I'M SORRY.AWW.
OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
LET'S NEVER LET BOOBSCOME BETWEEN US AGAIN !
HERE, HERE !
BOOBS ARE STUPID !
HI EVERYBODY !
HA HA !HA HA !HA HA !
LOOK AT THOSERIDICULOUS THINGS !
EWW... THEY'RE ALLHARD AND OOGY !
WHAT A STUPID BITCH !
HA HA !HA HA !HA HA !
South Park 610: Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society - Act 4
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
Bebe got her boobs.x CLOSE
Cartman gets kicked out of the group.x CLOSE
The boys go ape for Bebe.x CLOSE
Cartman likes to play with dolls.x CLOSE
All the boys write their class paper on Bebe.x CLOSE
The other girls in class don't like Bebe anymore.x CLOSE
The boys look for Bebe, and find out she's at Cartman's house.x CLOSE
The boys go to Cartman's where he's playing "Lambs" with Bebe.x CLOSE
The boys' primitive behavior makes Bebe hate her boobs.x CLOSE
Bebe wants a breast reduction.x CLOSE