TO PUT AN ENDTO THE CONFLICT.
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE ?
I AM-- BUT IDON'T WANT TO BE.
WHERE'S THE NEGOTIATOR ?
RIGHT HERE-- GLEN DUMONT,NEGOTIATOR SQUAD.
ALL RIGHT, SEEWHAT YOU CAN DO.
( coughs, sniffles )
DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY ?
OH, I JUST FEELSO RUN DOWN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'SWRONG WITH ME,
I'VE GOT THESE SORES.
WHAT IS THAT ?
DUDE, MAYBE WE SHOULDEND THIS.
GET ME A HARD LINE TOTHE PHONE IN THAT HOUSE.
THE TERRORISTSALREADY SAID
THERE'S NO WAYTHEY'RE COMING OUT.
DON'T WORRY,I'M A NEGOTIATOR,
IT'S MY JOB TO TALK TOFREAKS LIKE THIS
AND BRING ABOUTA PEACEFUL RESOLUTION
USING CLEVER PSYCHOLOGY.
( phone rings )
HELLO, MY NAME IS MIKE,I'M A NEGOTIATOR.
IS IT OKAYIF I TALK TO YOU ?
UH, HOLD ON.
IT'S SOME NEGOTIATOR NAMEDMIKE, WHAT DO I DO ?
DON'T GIVE HIM ANYTHING !
WHAT DO I SAY ?
AH, GIMME THAT.TALK TO ME, MIKE.
I'M HERE TO MAKE SURE WE CANALL END THIS PEACEFULLY.
YOU WANT THAT, RIGHT ?
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A TRADE,
JUST TO SHOW THAT WE CANTRUST EACH OTHER.
WHAT'D YOU HAVEIN MIND ?
WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU SEND OUTONE OF THE CALVES ?
OH, MIKE, YOU'RE BREAKINGMY BALLS HERE, MIKE.
JUST ONE,THAT'S ALL WE WANT.
ALL RIGHT,HOW ABOUT THIS ?
YOU GUYS HAVE ALL THE LEVERAGEAND WE HAVE NOTHING.
SO HOW ABOUT WEGIVE YOU ONE CALF--
CARTMAN, NO !DUDE !
WE'LL GIVE YOU ONE CALFIF YOU'LL GIVE US
SOME GUNS AND AMMUNITIONOF OUR OWN.
WHAT ?I CAN'T DO THAT !
OH, I'M SORRY, I THOUGHTWE WERE TALKING HERE,
BUT I GUESS YOU'RE NOTTALKING TO ME, GOOD-BYE.
NO, NO, WAIT !I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE RIGHT, WHAT REASONDO YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME ?
I'M JUST A GUY FROM LAKEWOODTRYING TO MAKE ENDS MEET.
JUST A BLUE COLLAR GUYLIKE YOUR DAD.
DON'T HAVE A DAD, MIKE,THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
OH, ALL RIGHT, SOME GUNS,I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
The FBI gets involved with the boys.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents can't get the boys to release the baby cows.x CLOSE
A group of hippies supports the boys' fight.x CLOSE
The FBI gets involved with the boys.x CLOSE
The boys feel they need to save the veal cows.x CLOSE
Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
The boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
Stan saves the cows by locking the door.x CLOSE
Mrs. Cartman sneaks the boys some food.x CLOSE
The FBI devises a new plan to get the cows.x CLOSE
The boys get double-crossed by the FBI.x CLOSE