THEIR SHIP IS MASSIVE,THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP IT !
WAIT A MINUTE--JACKETS !
IF PEOPLE DON'T WEAR JACKETSTHEY COULD GET COLD !
A COLD IS CAUSED BY A VIRUS,A VIRUS, A COMPUTER VIRUS !
WE COULD MAKEA COMPUTER VIRUS
AND SEND IT TO THEIR SHIPTO DISABLE THEIR COMPUTERS !
THAT DOESN'T MAKEANY GODDAMN SENSE !
OH YEAH, HOOKER,OH YEAH !
YEAH, WOO, YEAH !
BOY, EARTHLINGS, IS THISA PARTY OR WHAT ?
THAT'S IT, BABY, YOU'REGETTING MY JAGGON HARD !
YEAH, LET'S PARTY !
YEAH, SUCK MY JAGGON !
YEAH, NOW YOUSUCK ON MY JAGGON.
OH, YEAH !
STICK YOUR FINGERIN MY THRUSHER !
OH YEAH, SUCK IT,SUCK THAT JAGGON !
DUDE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHATWE'RE SEEING RIGHT NOW,
BUT I HAVE A FEELINGIT'S REALLY, REALLY WRONG.
OH YEAH !OH YEAH, YEAH !
OH, GOD...MY HEAD.
WHAT DID WE DO ?
OH, MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVEI SUCKED YOUR JAGGON.
OH GOD, WE DID SUCKEACH OTHER'S JAGGONS !
YOU KIDS WON'T TELL ANYBODYABOUT THIS, RIGHT ?
NO, WAIT--WE WON'T TELL ANYBODY
IF YOU DON'TCANCEL OUR SHOW.
OOH, I KNEWTHAT WAS COMING.
THEY'VE REALLY GOT USBY THE NEZMINS.
THE EARTH SHOWCAN STILL BE GOOD.
JUST ERASE EVERYONE'S MEMORYSO WE DON'T KNOW WE'RE A SHOW !
I'M SURE YOU'LL SEE THAT IFYOU GIVE OUR WORLD TIME
IT WILL BECOME EVEN MOREOUTRAGEOUS AND VIOLENT.
THERE'S EVEN WORLD WAR IIITO LOOK FORWARD TO !
AND THEN WE WON'T HAVE TOSHOW ANYBODY THE PICTURE
KENNY HAS OF YOU GUYS SUCKINGEACH OTHER'S JAGGONS.
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,EARTHLINGS !
THE SHOW CAN STAY ON.
ALRIGHT !ALRIGHT !
JUST BE SURE TO KEEP UPTHE WARS AND VIOLENCE.
WELL, WE'VE GOT A 5:00WITH THE YERKA PRODUCERS.
NICE MEETING YOU,EARTHLINGS.
Joozian Three Way
The boys blackmail the Network Heads.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys realize they're in a repeat.x CLOSE
Earth turns out to be an alien reality show.x CLOSE
The boys blackmail the Network Heads.x CLOSE
Cartman has an alien satellite dish in his butt.x CLOSE
A Scientist checks out the satellite dish in Cartman's ass.x CLOSE
Aliens abduct the boys.x CLOSE
The boys wake up in outer space.x CLOSE
Jeff reveals the truth about Earth.x CLOSE
The boys insist on trying to get the network heads to un-cancel "Earth!"x CLOSE
Jeff figures out that Earth is being cancelled.x CLOSE