WHAT ARE YOU GUYSALL DOING HERE ?
I DON'T KNOW-
I GOT THISEMERGENCY LETTER,
FROM CARTMAN WHO SAIDTO MEET IN HIS BASEMENT.
YEAH, US TOO.
AH, GENTLEMEN,THANK YOU FOR COMING.
WE DON'THAVE A LOT OF TIME
SO I'LL CUTTO THE CHASE.
THE GIRLSAT OUR SCHOOL
HAVE BEEN HIDINGSOMETHING FROM US.
HIDING SOMETHING HUGE.
WHAT IF I WERETO TELL YOU
THAT THE GIRLSHAVE A DEVICE...
WHICH ALLOWS THEMTO SEE INTO THE FUTURE ?
HOW DOYOU KNOW ?
THE GIRLS DO NOTHAVE A DEVICE
THAT SHOWS THEMTHE FUTURE, CARTMAN.
YOU SIR, MOCKEDCARTMAN BEFORE,
BUT YOU TOO, SIT HEREDEMANDING ANSWERS.
NOW DAMN YOU,LET HIM SPEAK !
THANK YOU, CLYDE.
I'M AFRAID IT'S TRUE !
I SECRETLY VIDEOTAPED THE GIRLSON THE PLAYGROUND YESTERDAY
USING MY WELLINGTON BEARVIDEO CAMERA.
I CAUGHT THEFOLLOWING IMAGES ON TAPE.
I WARN YOU...
THESE IMAGES MAY BETOO SHOCKING FOR YOUNG CHILDREN.
OKAY, I'MNOT LOOKIN'.
VIDEO PLAYBACKINITIALIZE !
( girls giggling )
OKAY MY TURN,MY TURN !
DO ME NOW !
OKAY, BEBE, WHAT DOYOU WANT TO KNOW ?
I WANT TO KNOWIF I'M GOING TO
LIVE IN A BIG MANSIONIN THE FUTURE !
OKAY, LET'SFIND OUT !
READY...PICK A NUMBER!
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...
OKAY, PICK A COLOR.
ALRIGHT, PICKANOTHER COLOR !
OKAY, WILL BEBE LIVEIN A BIG MANSIONIN THE FUTURE...
DEFINITELY YES !
WOO-HOO !YEAH !ALRIGHT !
GEESH...WOW !WHOA !
DO ME NEXT !
I WANT TO KNOW IF I'MGONNA MARRY SOMEBODY CUTE !
I'LL DO IT,I'LL DO IT !
PICK A NUMBER !
ONE, TWO, THREE !
WHERE DID THEYGET THAT THING ?
NOW BLUE !
THE ANSWER IS NO.
OH !HOO !WAH !
AW, DANG IT !
OH MY GOD...
HOW DOES IT KNOWTHE ANSWER ?
I... DON'TBELIEVE IT.
BELIEVE IT !
THE GIRLS CAN ASK ITANY QUESTION THEY WANT
AND IT GIVESTHEM AN ANSWER.
FREEZE IMAGE !
GENTLEMEN... WE HAVE TOGET OUR HANDS ON THAT DEVICE.
Future Telling Device
The boys learn of future telling device possessed by the girls.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison introduces the class to Marjorine.x CLOSE
Butters' dad is warned about the dangers of burying his son in the Indian burial ground.x CLOSE
The boys learn of future telling device possessed by the girls.x CLOSE
One of the boys must fake his death and come back as a girl.x CLOSE
The boys stage Butters' death.x CLOSE
The girls make fun of Marjorine when she doesn't participate in their nighttime activities.x CLOSE
The girls offer to give Marjorine a makeover since she's so ugly and flat.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out why Butters is taking so long to get the device.x CLOSE
The boys have the time device and prepare to discover its mystery.x CLOSE
Mr. and Mrs. Stotch believe their son has risen from the grave.x CLOSE