WHAT THE HELLHAPPENED HERE ?
THAT'S FAR ENOUGH.
JUST MARCH YOUR BUTTSRIGHT BACK OUT OF OUR TOWN.
WE JUST CAMETO ASK A QUESTION.
YOU HOMELESSOR HOMEOWNERS ?
YEAH, WELL,THAT MAKES YOU HOMELESS,
SO GET OUT OF HEREBEFORE YOU DIE.
LOOK, WE JUST NEED HELP
WITH OUR OWNHOMELESS PROBLEM.
YEAH, THIS JEW HERE MADETHEM TAKE OVER OUR TOWN.
SHUT UP, CARTMAN !
ERIC CARTMAN ?
THE KID WHO JUMPED 30 HOMELESSPEOPLE ON HIS SKATEBOARD ?
YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT ?
HEARD ABOUT IT ?
THEY SAID YOU COULDHAVE EASILY CLEARED
50 HOMELESS WITHTHAT JUMP.
30 WAS HARD ENOUGH.
OH, GOD !IT WASN'T 30 !
IT WAS ONE !
HE JUMPED OVER ONEHOMELESS PERSON
WITH HIS STUPID SKATEBOARD,
AND HE BARELY MADEIT OVER THAT GUY !
KYLE, KNOCK IT OFF !
WE'RE HERE TO FIND OUT HOWTO GET RID OF THE HOMELESS,
NOT HOW MANY HOMELESSCARTMAN CAN JUMP !
PLEASE-- WE JUST WANTYOU TO TELL US
HOW YOU GOT RID OFTHE HOMELESS IN YOUR TOWN.
WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
THE HOMELESSFIRST STARTED ARRIVING
IN EVERGREEN ABOUTTHREE MONTHS AGO.
AT FIRST THERE WEREONLY A FEW OF THEM.
ASKING FOR CHANGE,SLEEPING IN THE PARKS.
BUT THEN MORE SHOWED UP.
AND WE REALIZEDTHERE WAS SOMETHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT THEM.
THEY FED OFF OF OUR CHANGETO THE POINT
THAT THEY COULD ACTUALLYSTART RENTING APARTMENTS.
WE KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE LONG
BEFORE THE HOMELESS ACTUALLYSTARTED BUYING HOMES.
AND THEN WE'D HAVE NO IDEAWHO WAS HOMELESS AND WHO WASN'T.
THE PEOPLE LIVING IN THE HOUSERIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOU
COULD BE HOMELESSAND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW.
NOBODY COULD TRUSTANYBODY.
FIGHTS BROKE OUT-- WAR.
THAT'S WHEN I STARTEDSUSPECTING THAT MY OWN WIFE,
WHO I HAD BEEN LIVINGWITH FOR 20 YEARS,
WAS ACTUALLY HOMELESS.
SO I HAD TO BURN HER...IN HER BED WHILE SHE SLEPT.
AFTER SHE DIED, I VOWEDI WOULDN'T LET
THE HOMELESS DESTROY OUR TOWN.
SO WE CAME UP WITH A PLANTO GET RID OF THEM
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
YOU DIDN'T SOLVE YOURHOMELESS PROBLEM.
YOU JUST SENT ALL YOURHOMELESS TO SOUTH PARK.
THAT'S RIGHT, YES.
WHAT ?I KNEW IT !
IT WASN'T BECAUSE I GAVETHAT GUY $20.
THE HOMELESSALL CAME FROM HERE.
AND IT WAS TEXAS WHO SENTTHEM TO US.
PEOPLE IN SAN ANTONIOGOT RID OF THEIR HOMELESS
BY TELLING THEM WHAT A GREATPLACE EVERGREEN WAS.
BUT THEN YOUDIDN'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM.
YOU JUST MOVED IT !
RIGHT, BUT WE SURVIVED.
YOU SON OF A BITCH !
YOU TRIED TO BURN ME.
I HAD TO, CHRISTINE,YOU WERE HOMELESS !
NO, I WASN'T HOMELESS,YOU STUPID ASSHOLE !
CHRISTINE,I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
BECAUSE YOUBURNT MY LIPS OFF !
I NURNT YOUR RIP SAUCE ?
YOU BURNT MY LIPS OFF !
I HAVE NO IDEA WHATYOU'RE SAYING.
DUDE, OUR PARENTS ARE JUSTAS STUPID AS THESE PEOPLE.
OUR TOWN IS GONNAEND UP JUST LIKE THIS !
NO IT ISN'T.
COME ON,I HAVE AN IDEA.
NO, NO, NO,WE'RE NOT HAVING CARTMAN
JUMP ANY MORE HOMELESSPEOPLE, KYLE.
THAT ISN'T MY IDEA !
I SAW A BUS IN A GARAGEA COUPLE BLOCKS BACK.
WE NEED TO MODIFY IT.
( mumbling )WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?
WE'RE GONNA SAVEOUR PARENTS
BEFORE THEYALL KILL EACH OTHER.
Evergreen: Homeless Free
The boys learn that Evergreen has been diverting its homeless to South Park.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
With the homeless taking over South Park, the boys try to find a local homeless expert.x CLOSE
The boys lure South Park's homeless to Southern California in a modified bus.x CLOSE
The boys learn that Evergreen has been diverting its homeless to South Park.x CLOSE
The park is full of homeless people which gives Cartman the perfect idea.x CLOSE
The mayor calls a meeting to discuss homeless situation in South Park.x CLOSE
Kyle gives an ungrateful homeless man twenty dollars.x CLOSE
The number of homeless people in South Park has increased after Kyle's handout.x CLOSE
Randy is harassed by change thirsty homeless people.x CLOSE
Gerald Broflovski, Kyle's Dad ventures into the crowds of homeless people and becomes one of them.x CLOSE
The boys reach the home of the Town's Homeless Expert.x CLOSE