It's the bottom of the lastinning here at Coors Field.
AND THE SCORE ISSOUTH PARK 23, DENVER ZERO !
STRIKE ONE !
COME ON, DENVER !GET THE LEAD OUT !
DO NOT CROSSTHE BAT DAAADD !!
JEEZ, I REALLY WISHTHIS GUY WOULD SHUT UP.
WHY DON'T YOU JUSTGO HOME, SOUTH PARK ?!
YOU CAN'T BEAT DENVER !!
( Randy )DENVER SUCKS ASS !
COME ON, SOUTH PARK !THESE KIDS CAN'T PLAY !
IN FACT... THESE KIDSARE TERRIBLE !
STRIKE TWO !
OH JESUS,WE'RE GONNA WIN !
I'VE NEVER WON A SPORT BEFORE,THIS IS SO EXCITING !
IT'S OVER, DENVER,SOUTH PARK WHOOPED YOUR ASS !
YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTHBEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU !
WHAT DO YOUWANNA DO, HUH ?
THIS CAN'T GETANY WORSE.
( struggling )
NOW FOR THEFINISHING MOVE !
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BEBAT-DADDED !
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS !
SOUTH PARK IS JUSTONE PITCH AWAY
FROM BEINGSTATE CHAMPIONS !
Oh jeez, and it looks liketwo parents are fighting !
THEY BETTER BE CAREFUL,
THE LITTLE LEAGUE HASA NO-TOLERANCE POLICY !
STOP OR YOU'RE GONNA GETYOUR TEAMS DISQUALIFIED !
FIGHT !KEEP FIGHTING !
BREAK IT UP !BREAK IT UP !
THAT'S ENOUGH !
THE NEXT PERSON THAT FIGHTS ISGETTING HIS TEAM DISQUALIFIED !
HE'S DONE FOR ANYWAY.
COME ON, DAD,GET UP !
GET UP,YOU HAVE TO FIGHT !
ALRIGHT, COME ON,LET'S PLAY BALL !
( chanting )RAN-DY ! RAN-DY ! RAN-DY !
GET UP, ROCK !
GET UP,YA BUM !
GET UP, RANDY !
FIGHT !FIGHT FOR ME !
RAN-DY ! RAN-DY !RAN-DY !...
HEY, BAT DAD...
I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL.
YEAH !YEAH !
STOP !STOP RIGHT NOW !
( in falsetto )♪ I'M THE BESTAROUND... ♪
♪ NUTTIN' BUDDAHUMMA DUMMA HEY ♪
I'M WARNING YOU, SIR !
♪ I'M THE BESTAROUNNDDD ♪
THAT'S IT !THAT'S IT !
SOUTH PARK ISDISQUALIFIED !
( kids )YEAHHHH !
( parents )AAWWWW !
SOUTH PARK HAS BEENDISQUALIFIED FROM THE GAME !
DENVER WINS !
WE... WE LOST ?
I THOUGHT IT WASA FREE COUNTRY !
( Stan )DAD !
YOU'RE THE GREATEST !
♪ YOU'RE THE BESTAROUND ♪
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA EVERKEEP YOU DOWN ♪
Randy disqualifies South Park by getting into a fight with Bat Dad.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
The boys can't lose even when they try.x CLOSE
The boys can't lose because the other teams have been practicing how to suck.x CLOSE
Randy disqualifies South Park by getting into a fight with Bat Dad.x CLOSE
The boys' baseball team HAS to go to the post-season.x CLOSE
The boys decide to throw their next ball game.x CLOSE
Randy prepares to fight more dads.x CLOSE
Randy begins his first day of training.x CLOSE
Randy looks forward to his next fight.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh meets his competition.x CLOSE
Cousin Kyle shows up to lose some baseball.x CLOSE