YEAH, GUESS WE'LLJUST HAVE TO

FIND SOMEWHERE ELSETO HANG OUT...

NOW, COME ON, GALS !

I CAN'T BELIEVEWHAT I'M HEARING !

WE CAN'T JUST GIVE UP !

WELL, WHAT ARE WESUPPOSED TO DO, JANET ?

WE STAND AND FIGHT.

WHEN THE PERSIANS COMEWE TELL THEM,

WE AREN'T LEAVING "LESBOS" !

ACTUALLY,IT'S LES BOS.

NO, IT'S "LESBOS."

WE... ARE LESBOS.

AND AS LESBOS,

WE CANNOT JUSTSTAND AND WATCH

AS ONE GIRL BAR AFTER ANOTHERGETS SHUT DOWN !

THE PERSIANS HAVE SENTSOMEBODY TO TALK TO US.

HELLO, MY NAMEIS AMIR HADI.

MY BOSS SENT ME OVER HEREBECAUSE HE HEARD YOU WERE

UPSET ABOUT US TRYING TOTAKE OVER THE BAR.

YES, WE ARE.

WELL, WE WANT TOASSURE YOU

THAT WHEN THIS PLACEBECOMES ANOTHER CLUB PERSH--

YOU WILL ALL STILL BE ONEHUNDRED PERCENT WELCOME.

ALL THEY WANT IS TO MAKETHE PLACE REALLY NICE.

WE'RE GOING TO PUT DOWNSOME LOVELY BLUE CARPET

AND GOLD CURTAIN RODS.

I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT !

BUT YOU ARE STILLWELCOME TO COME.

MY BOSS WANTSYOU TO KNOW

THAT YOU WILL NOT BEDISCRIMINATED AGAINST

IN ANY WAY.

WOULD YOU ALLOWSTRAIGHT PEOPLE IN ?

MEN ?

WELL... WE WOULDALLOW WHOEVER--

CHOOSE YOUR NEXT WORDSWISELY, PERSIAN.

LOOK, UH, WE DON'T HAVE TOOFFER YOU ANYTHING

SO I DON'T KNOW WHYYOU'RE BEING SO DIFFICULT.

THIS IS CRAZY.

NO... THIS ISN'T CRAZY...

THIS IS LESBOS !

AHHGHGHGGH !

HOW DARE YOU !

( narrator )AND SO IT HAD BEGUN.

BY KICKING THE PERSIANMESSENGER IN THE BALLS,

THE LESBOS HAD SENTA MESSAGE.

ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,

LESBIANS HEARD OFTHE BRAVE STANDOFF.

... as group of lesbiansin Colorado

are refusing toallow the new owners

of their bar in--

GOOD FOR THEM !

YOU GO, GIRLS !

THE PERSIANSRETURNED TO THEIR OFFICE

AND TOLD THEIR COWORKERSHOW THE 30 LESBOS

WERE REFUSINGTO LET THEM IN.

WELL, FINE !

IF THEY'RE GOING TOBLOCK THE ENTRANCE,

WE'LL JUST BRINGLIKE 60 OF US !

I'LL CALL MOREPERSIANS FOR HELP.