YEAH, GUESS WE'LLJUST HAVE TO
FIND SOMEWHERE ELSETO HANG OUT...
NOW, COME ON, GALS !
I CAN'T BELIEVEWHAT I'M HEARING !
WE CAN'T JUST GIVE UP !
WELL, WHAT ARE WESUPPOSED TO DO, JANET ?
WE STAND AND FIGHT.
WHEN THE PERSIANS COMEWE TELL THEM,
WE AREN'T LEAVING "LESBOS" !
ACTUALLY,IT'S LES BOS.
NO, IT'S "LESBOS."
WE... ARE LESBOS.
AND AS LESBOS,
WE CANNOT JUSTSTAND AND WATCH
AS ONE GIRL BAR AFTER ANOTHERGETS SHUT DOWN !
THE PERSIANS HAVE SENTSOMEBODY TO TALK TO US.
HELLO, MY NAMEIS AMIR HADI.
MY BOSS SENT ME OVER HEREBECAUSE HE HEARD YOU WERE
UPSET ABOUT US TRYING TOTAKE OVER THE BAR.
YES, WE ARE.
WELL, WE WANT TOASSURE YOU
THAT WHEN THIS PLACEBECOMES ANOTHER CLUB PERSH--
YOU WILL ALL STILL BE ONEHUNDRED PERCENT WELCOME.
ALL THEY WANT IS TO MAKETHE PLACE REALLY NICE.
WE'RE GOING TO PUT DOWNSOME LOVELY BLUE CARPET
AND GOLD CURTAIN RODS.
I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT !
BUT YOU ARE STILLWELCOME TO COME.
MY BOSS WANTSYOU TO KNOW
THAT YOU WILL NOT BEDISCRIMINATED AGAINST
IN ANY WAY.
WOULD YOU ALLOWSTRAIGHT PEOPLE IN ?
WELL... WE WOULDALLOW WHOEVER--
CHOOSE YOUR NEXT WORDSWISELY, PERSIAN.
LOOK, UH, WE DON'T HAVE TOOFFER YOU ANYTHING
SO I DON'T KNOW WHYYOU'RE BEING SO DIFFICULT.
THIS IS CRAZY.
NO... THIS ISN'T CRAZY...
THIS IS LESBOS !
HOW DARE YOU !
( narrator )AND SO IT HAD BEGUN.
BY KICKING THE PERSIANMESSENGER IN THE BALLS,
THE LESBOS HAD SENTA MESSAGE.
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,
LESBIANS HEARD OFTHE BRAVE STANDOFF.
... as group of lesbiansin Colorado
are refusing toallow the new owners
of their bar in--
GOOD FOR THEM !
YOU GO, GIRLS !
THE PERSIANSRETURNED TO THEIR OFFICE
AND TOLD THEIR COWORKERSHOW THE 30 LESBOS
WERE REFUSINGTO LET THEM IN.
WELL, FINE !
IF THEY'RE GOING TOBLOCK THE ENTRANCE,
WE'LL JUST BRINGLIKE 60 OF US !
I'LL CALL MOREPERSIANS FOR HELP.
Take a Stand
Garrison takes a stand against the Persians.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Garrison switches teams yet again.x CLOSE
Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman.x CLOSE
Garrison takes a stand against the Persians.x CLOSE
Garrison assigns weekend homework.x CLOSE
The boys hire Mexicans to write their essays.x CLOSE
Garrison makes a new friend.x CLOSE
The boys encounter a problem with their essays.x CLOSE
Garrison comes out as a lesbian to the class.x CLOSE
Persians may close down Les Bos.x CLOSE
The Mayor won't help the Lesbians.x CLOSE