YOU SEE, MRS. KIM,WHEN YOU MADE A DEAL WITH US
YOU SIGNED YOUR LIFE AWAY.
YES, WE HELP CHINESE CITIZENSSNEAK INTO THE U.S.,
BUT WHEN THEY GET HERE,THEY BECOME OUR SLAVES.
IT'S AN AGE-OLD BUSINESS.
AND NOBODY HAS THE GUTSTO STOP US.
2490-- ALRIGHT,THIS IS THE PLACE.
DAMN, C.A.A. ISPRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
OF COURSEIT'S IMPRESSIVE !
THEY STEAL EVERYONEELSE'S CLIENTS !
( shouting angrilyin Chinese )
YEAH, WHATEVER, YOU CANSUCK OUR BALLS.
WE WANNA TALK TOSOMEBODY, RIGHT NOW !
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS,LOOK !
THEY DO HAVE ANAMAZING FOUNTAIN.
( shouting in Chinese )
YOU ASSHOLESSTOLE OUR CLIENT !
HOW ABOUT SOME GOD DAMNBUSINESS ETHICS ?
YOU TELL 'EM, KYLE !
YOU THINK YOU OWN THEENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS,
BUT YOU DON'T !
GIVE US BACK WINGRIGHT NOW !
( gunfire )
JESUS, THEY REALLY WANT WINGAS THEIR CLIENT !
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?
GO, GO !
DUDE, MAYBE WE SHOULDGIVE UP !
NO, SCREW THAT,DUDE !
IF WE KEEP LETTING C.A.A.TAKE ALL OUR CLIENTS
WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE ITAS TALENT AGENTS !
YEAH, IF THESE TALENT AGENTSWANNA PLAY ROUGH,
WE CAN PLAYROUGH TOO !
YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH ?
TAKE THIS !
WE GOTTA SPLIT UPAND FIND WING !
YOU AND KENNYGO THAT WAY !
( gunfire )
STUPID TALENT AGENTS !
( scream )
ALRIGHT, KENNY,LET'S GO !
DON'T WORRY, KENNY,YOU DIDN'T DIE FOR NOTHING !
WE'RE GONNA GET WING BACKAS OUR CLIENT AND--
AND MAKE A TONOF MONEY.
I SWEAR IT TO YOU !
THEY KILLED KENNY !
YOU BASTARDS !
I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR YOUBOYS, FIGHTING YOUR WAY IN HERE.
BUT YOU COME ANY CLOSERAND I'LL BLOW HER BRAINS OUT.
DON'T GIVE US THAT CRAP--
SHE'S NO GOOD TO YOU DEADAND YOU KNOW IT.
YEAH, YOU WOULDN'T KILL HER
'CAUSE THEN SHE CAN'TPAY YOU MONEY !
WE KNOW BECAUSE WE'RE IN THESAME BUSINESS YOU ARE !
THIS WOMAN HAS A CONTRACTWITH US-- WE OWN HER !
SHE HAD A CONTRACT WITH USFIRST-- WE OWN HER !
HER LIFEBELONGS TO US !
HER LIFEBELONGS TO US !
GUYS GUYS GUYS !
DON'T YOU SEEWHAT WE'RE DOING ?
JESUS... WE'RE NOT TALKINGABOUT AN OBJECT HERE,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUTA PERSON.
I MEAN, LOOK AT WHATWE'VE ALL BECOME.
ALL THIS VIOLENCE AND ANGER,AND FOR WHAT ?
FOR CONTROL OVERSOMEBODY'S LIFE
WHO WE'RE ALL JUST TRYINGTO LEECH OFF OF.
WING DOESN'T BELONGTO US OR YOU.
WE'RE ALL JUST CAUGHT UPIN A BUSINESS
THAT TREATS PEOPLELIKE COMMODITIES.
WE'VE SPENTALL THIS TIME
MOOCHING OFF THE HOPESAND DREAMS OF OTHERS,
FORGETTING THATTHEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS.
YEAH, IT'S NOT A VERYSATISFYING FEELING.
( sighs )
I AM TIREDOF THIS BUSINESS.
IT IS A VERY DIRTYAND PERVERSE BUSINESS.
IT'S A LOUSY BUSINESS,I QUIT.
AW, AW, GUYS,COME ON !
WE QUIT TOO.
IT'S TIME FOR US TO FINDANOTHER WAY TO MAKE MONEY.
FROM NOW ON ALL CONTRACTSWE HAVE ON PEOPLE
ARE NULL AND VOID !
ALRIGHT !ALRIGHT !
Wing Doesn't Belong to Anyone
Stan convinces everyone to drop their weapons and stop treating people like commodities.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Token signs with the boys' Super Awesome Talent Agency.x CLOSE
Sly wants to hire Wing for a special event, but she's gone missing again.x CLOSE
Stan convinces everyone to drop their weapons and stop treating people like commodities.x CLOSE
Token is being $200 to sing at a beauty pageant.x CLOSE
The boys start their own talent agency.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince Token to stop by the office.x CLOSE
Token's performance goes over well.x CLOSE
An agent steals token from the boys.x CLOSE
The boys take on a new client.x CLOSE
Tuong Lu Kim is threatened by the Chinese mafia.x CLOSE