WE DON'T HAVE TICKETS !
SORRY, MA'AM,NO TICKETS NO ENTRY.
LOOK, THERE'S A BOY WITHMY BALLS IN HIS KNEES
AND HE'S INSERIOUS DANGER !
MY SCROTUM !
THAT DOLPHIN HAS MY SCROTUM,NOW LET US IN !
YOU CAN'T GO IN,MA'AM !
WE HAVE UNAUTHORIZED ENTRYON LEVEL 1 !
ALL RIGHT, BROFLOVSKI, YOU'REGOING IN NEXT POSSESSION.
ALL RIGHT !
GERALD, WHERE'S KYLE ?
WHAT, WHY ?
MY BALLS AREIN HIS KNEES.
IF HE JUMPS WITH THEMTHEY'LL EXPLODE !
OH MY GOD !
THERE THEY ARE,NEXT TO THAT DOLPHIN !
COME ON, WE GOTTAGET TO THOSE BALLS !
( gunfire )
STOP THEM !
THEY DIDN'T PAY THE$2 ENTRY FEE !
( announcer )Now substitutingfor Colorado,
number four,Kyle Broflovski.
OH JESUS,HE'S ABOUT TO PLAY !
( gunfire )
MRS. GARRISON,GRAB KYLE !
WHICH ONE IS HE ?
( crowd )OHHH !
HEY, WHAT THE HELL ?
STOP THE GAME !
I GOT IT !I GOT THE BALL !
KYLE, NO !
Broflovskigoes for the dunk !
( in slo-mo )MY BAAAAAAALLLLLSSSSSS !
( screams )
SO LET MEGET THIS STRAIGHT.
THAT WOMAN OVER THERE WASTRYING TO GET TO HER BALLS
WHICH WERE IN THE KNEESOF A BLACK CHILD
WHOSE FATHERIS A DOLPHIN.
YEAH, THAT'S BASICALLY IT.
SOUNDS LIKE ANOPEN AND SHUT CASE.
ALL RIGHT,LET'S HEAD 'EM OUT !
I'M SORRY, KYLE.
I SHOULD I HAVE TOLD YOU THESURGERY WAS COSMETIC ONLY.
SO... DOES THIS MEANI'M NOT REALLY A DOLPHIN ?
LET'S GET YOU TWOUP TO THE CLINIC
AND I'LL CHANGE YOU BACKFOR A NOMINAL FEE.
BUT WHAT ABOUTMR. GARRISON ?
HE CAN'T GO BACK.
YOU KNOW WHAT...I'M OKAY.
EVEN THOUGH I'M NOTTRULY A WOMAN
I THINK I STILL LIKETHE NEW ME.
I'D RATHER BE A WOMAN WHO CAN'THAVE PERIODS THAN A FAG.
HEY GUYS !
THIS GIRL ISSTAYING A WOMAN !
WHO WANTS TOPOUND MY VAG ?!
GIRL POWER !
Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.x CLOSE
A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison -- formerly Mr. -- can now pee sitting down!x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.x CLOSE
Mrs. Broflovski explains to Kyle why Mr. Garrison had a sex change.x CLOSE
Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.x CLOSE
Kyle's parents refuse to give him $3,000 for a negroplasty.x CLOSE