WHY ARE YOU LESBIANSBEING SO DIFFICULT ?
BECAUSE WE'RE PROTECTINGTHE ONLY HOME WE HAVE.
I DON'T KNOW WHYYOU HAVE TO BE
ALL SUPER-LAMEABOUT THIS.
YOU KNOW,A LONG TIME AGO
WHEN I FIRST REALIZEDI WAS A LESBIAN,
I FELT ISOLATED, CONFUSED.
AND FINALLYI FOUND A PLACE
THAT ACCEPTS MEFOR WHO I AM.
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS...
I WILL MAKE YOUTHE MANAGER OF CLUB PERSH.
YOU'LL MAKE GOOD MONEY.
THAT'S A GENEROUS OFFER,XERXIS...
BUT YOU SEE, THERE'S SOMETHINGI KNOW ABOUT YOU...
I KNOW YOU'REACTUALLY A WOMAN.
HOW... HOW DID YOUFIND THAT OUT ?
I HIRED MEXICANSTO SPY ON YOU.
THEY SAW YOUWORKING OUT AT CURVES.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WOMEN CAN'T BE THE BOSSIN PERSIAN CULTURE !
NOBODY CANKNOW ABOUT THIS !
YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHY ?!
BECAUSE MENARE ALL ASSHOLES.
THEY MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMEDFOR BEING A LITTLE BIG
OR MANLY LOOKING.
BUT NOT LESBOS.
WE ACCEPT OTHER WOMENFOR WHO THEY ARE INSIDE.
YOU DO, SERIOUSLY ?
HAVE YOU NEVEREVEN THOUGHT OF
BEING WITHANOTHER WOMAN BEFORE ?
NO... I DON'T EVENKNOW HOW TWO WOMEN CAN...
UNLESS THEY JUST KIND OF...SCISSOR OR SOMETHING.
OH, YEAH,SCISSOR ME, XERXIS !
OOH, THAT FEELSSO SUPER-GOOD.
YEAH, SCISSOR !
OH, I'M A NEW WOMAN !
AND SO IT WASTHAT LES BOS WAS SAVED !
THE PERSIANS HAD AGREEDTO KEEP IT A LESBIAN BAR,
FOR NO DYKE SHOULD BEWITHOUT COCKTAILS.
THANKS FOREVERYTHING, XERXIS.
NO...THANK YOU, FRIEND.
HEY, AREN'T YOUSUPPOSED TO BE
TEACHING SCHOOL RIGHT NOW ?
THE SCHOOL HIRED A SUBSTITUTETO COVER FOR ME.
... AND SO, TO FIND THE SUMOF THE TWO FRACTIONS,
YOU MUST ALWAYS FIRST CHECK FORTHE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR.
SI. SI.SI. SI.
THESE GUYS AREPRETTY GOOD.
YEAH, I THINK I'M ACTUALLYLEARNING SOMETHING !
Les Bos is Saved
Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Garrison switches teams yet again.x CLOSE
Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman.x CLOSE
Garrison takes a stand against the Persians.x CLOSE
Garrison assigns weekend homework.x CLOSE
The boys hire Mexicans to write their essays.x CLOSE
Garrison makes a new friend.x CLOSE
The boys encounter a problem with their essays.x CLOSE
Garrison comes out as a lesbian to the class.x CLOSE
Persians may close down Les Bos.x CLOSE
The Mayor won't help the Lesbians.x CLOSE