HI, LINDA, HI, KATE.
WHO IS THE NEW GIRL ?
ALLISON ALWAYS GOESFOR THE BUTCH ONES.
HEY, NEL,WHASSUP, TRACY ?
WHAT A GREAT PLACE !
ALL THE GIRLS HERESEEM TO KNOW EACH OTHER !
YEAH, WELL, MOST OFTHE GIRLS HERE
HAVE DONE EACH OTHER.
DONE WHAT ?
YOU KNOW...HAD SEX.
OH, MY GOD, THIS ISA LESBIAN BAR ?!
YEAH, I-- THOUGHTYOU UNDERSTOOD THAT.
OH, JEEZ !
I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOUKNEW WHAT "GIRL BAR" MEANT.
BUT I'M NOT A--WHOA... WHOA...
JANET, I'M REALLY SORRY.
IT'S JUST THATAT THE GYM
YOU SAID YOU DIDN'TLIKE BEING WITH MEN
SO I THOUGHTYOU WERE A--
I DON'T LIKEBEING WITH MEN !
THEY'RE PERVERTED,SELFISH PIGS !
HAVE YOU... NEVER EVENTHOUGHT OF BEING WITH...
ANOTHER WOMAN ?
OH, GOODNESS, NO,OF COURSE I HAVEN'T !
I MEAN... REALLYI DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
HOW TWO WOMAN CAN...MAKE LOVE.
I MEAN, UNLESSTHEY JUST KIND OF...
SCISSOR OR SOMETHING.
THERE ARE A LOT OF WAYSTO MAKE LOVE, JANET.
I GUESS I'D BELYING IF I SAID
I WASN'T A LITTLE... TITTYLATED.
COULD I...MAYBE KISS YOU ?
OH, THIS IS WRONG !
YOU'RE ANOTHER WOMAN--IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE !
IS IT WRONG, JANET ?
LET YOURINHIBITIONS GO...
LET'S JUST HAVEFUN TONIGHT.
♪ COME TO MY WINDOW
♪ COME INSIDE
♪ WAIT BY THE LIGHT... ♪
OH, YEAH, SCISSOR !
YEAH, SCISSOR ME,ALLISON !
JANET, YOU'RE CRAZY !
OH, THIS IS HOTSCISSORING !
OHHHH...SCISSOR ME TIMBERS !
Scissor Me Timbers
Garrison switches teams yet again.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Garrison switches teams yet again.x CLOSE
Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman.x CLOSE
Garrison takes a stand against the Persians.x CLOSE
Garrison assigns weekend homework.x CLOSE
The boys hire Mexicans to write their essays.x CLOSE
Garrison makes a new friend.x CLOSE
The boys encounter a problem with their essays.x CLOSE
Garrison comes out as a lesbian to the class.x CLOSE
Persians may close down Les Bos.x CLOSE
The Mayor won't help the Lesbians.x CLOSE