USHERING THE NEW ERA OFPOPE BILL DONAHUE.
MY PEOPLE,THIS EASTER I AM GONNA START
BY MAKING OUR RABBIT STEW10 TIMES MEATIER !
( cheering )
NO, LISTEN,WE AREN'T RABBITS !
FORGIVE ME, JESUS.
WE'LL NEVER GET OUTIN TIME TO STOP HIM !
DON'T YOU HAVEANY SUPER POWERS ?
NOT AS A MORTAL,ONLY IN DEATH.
WAIT-- THAT'S IT.
WE HAVE NO CHOICE, KYLE.
YOU ARE GOING TOHAVE TO KILL ME.
STAB ME WITH THIS.
IF I DIE, I CAN RESURRECTOUTSIDE THE BARS.
NO WAY !DO IT YOURSELF !
SUICIDE IS BLASPHEMY.
THERE'S NOCHOICE HERE, KYLE.
DUDE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,I'M A JEW.
I HAVE A FEW HANG-UPSABOUT KILLING JESUS.
JUST MAKE IT QUICK,THROUGH THE NECK.
I'LL ARISEAGAIN IMMEDIATELY.
DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS.
MY SON,THERE IS NO TIME.
DO IT !
ERIC CARTMAN CAN NEVERKNOW ABOUT THIS.
AND, KYLE,HAPPY EASTER.
HAPPY EASTER, JESUS.
AGH, AGH-AGH !
( groaning )
BEHOLD, NO LONGERWILL EASTER
BE ABOUT BUNNIESAND COLORED EGGS !
KILL THE RABBIT !
SORRY, LITTLE BUNNY.
OOH !OOH !OOH !
THAT RABBIT ISOF HOLY DECENT !
WHY WON'T YOU GO AWAY ?!
ONE MAN CANNOT BETHE VOICE OF THE CHURCH.
ENOUGH OF THISBLASPHEMY !
I AM THE POPE NOW !
THAT MEANS I AMTHE VOICE OF GOD !
I'M REMOVING YOUFROM YOUR POSITION.
( cheering )
ALL RIGHT, JESUS !
( church bells ringing )
♪ SANCTUM PETER COTIUM
♪ DE-US EN RI HUNNE-AM
♪ HIPPITUS HOPPITUSREUS DOMINE ♪♪
YOUR HOLINESS, WHAT SHOULDWE TELL THE WORLD
ABOUT HOW TORUN THEIR LIVES ?
IT ISN'T SAYING ANYTHING.
YES, JUST ASJESUS INTENDED IT.
STANLY,I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
YOU HAVE LEARNED SO VERYMUCH THIS EASTER.
YEAH, I'VE LEARNED NOTTO ASK QUESTIONS.
JUST DYE THE EGGSAND KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
THAT'S MY BOY.
♪ HIPPITUS HOPPITUSDEUS DOMINE ♪♪
Kyle Kills Jesus
Stan must kill Jesus to save Easter.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh brings Stan to a meeting of The Hare Club for Men.x CLOSE
The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed.x CLOSE
Stan must kill Jesus to save Easter.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh gets upset when Stan asks why they dye eggs on Easter.x CLOSE
Stan demands answers from an Easter bunny at the mall.x CLOSE
Men dressed as bunnies chase Stan.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh reveals he is in a secret society that protects the secret of Easter.x CLOSE
Stan goes to Kyle's house for help as Randy Marsh wakes up in a cell.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle learn from Professor Teabag that Saint Peter was a rabbit.x CLOSE
At the Vatican, Randy Marsh is dragged off to be tortured by the American Catholic League.x CLOSE