AS HOLY SATURDAYCOMES TO AN END,
THE EASTER VIGILAT THE VATICAN BEGINS.
THOUSANDS HAVE TURNED OUTTO HEAR THE POPE
AND CELEBRATETHE RESURRECTION.
FOR THIS EASTER VIGIL,
THE POPE IS ALSO SHOWINGHIS DIVINE GRACE
BY FEEDING THE POOR,WITH A MASSIVE RABBIT STEW.
NO, NO !
NO, DON'T PUT-- AGH !
BILL, THIS SEEMS EXTREME.
THE CHILD WHO HASTHE RABBIT
HAS TO KNOW THAT WE AREWILLING TO KILL THE HOSTAGES
IF HE DOESN'T HAND IT OVER.
YOUR HOLINESS, A CHILD HASARRIVED WITH THE RABBIT !
YOU SEE ?
OH, THANK GOD !
HAND IT OVER, STAN,THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME !
GIVE 'EM THE RABBIT !
YES, HAND IT OVER.
FIRST, YOU HAVE TO PROMISEYOU WON'T HURT IT
AND THAT YOU'LLLET EVERYBODY GO.
WE SWEAR ITON THE CROSS.
JUST HAND OVERTHE BUNNY, STAN !
STANLY, WHY DIDYOU DO THAT ?
I WOULD HAVE PROUDLYDIED FOR THAT RABBIT.
YOU SAID HAND OVERTHE BUNNY !
NO, THAT'S IS NOT THE WAYWE'RE REMEMBERING IT !
TAKE THEM INTO CUSTODY !
HEY, WHAT THE HELL ?
BILL, WE HAVE THE RABBIT,IT'S ALL WE NEED.
DON'T BE SOFT,YOUR HOLINESS !
THESE WHORES MUST BE PUNISHEDIN FRONT OF EVERYONE !
YOU SWORE ONTHE CROSS, FATSO !
TOO BAD FOR YOUIT WAS A DOUBLE-CROSS !
( laughing )
AW, WE SHOULD HAVESEEN THAT COMING.
BILL, I'M NOT SURE THATDOUBLE-CROSSING PEOPLE
IS VERY CHRISTIAN.
IT IS WHAT CHRISTWOULD HAVE WANTED !
( man )WHO ARE YOU TO SAY THAT ?
IT CAN'T BE.
JESUS !JESUS !
♪ HE IS RISEN
♪ HE IS RISEN
♪ LET THE VOICESSING HIS PRAISES ♪
♪ ON THIS HOLY DAY
♪ HE IS RISEN ♪
JESUS, WE THOUGHT YOUDIED IN IRAQ.
I HAVE THE POWEROF RESURRECTION.
OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ?
YOU ALL SEEM TO HAVEFORGOTTEN A LOT OF THINGS.
JESUS, YOU DIDANSWER MY PRAYER.
ACTUALLY, I WAS ANSWERINGTHE PRAYER OF NICK DONOVAN.
OH, THAT'S ME-- NEAT-O.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHYI PUT A RABBIT IN CHARGE
OF THE CHURCH, BENEDICTUS.
BECAUSE MEN ARESO EASILY LED ASTRAY.
ST. PETER WAS A RABBIT.
AND A RABBITSHOULD BE POPE.
KILL HIM.WHAT ?!
HE GOES AGAINST THE CHURCH.HE MUST DIE.
ALL RIGHT,THAT DOES IT, BILL.
I'M PRETTY SURE THATKILLING JESUS
IS NOT VERY CHRISTIAN.
YOU ARE SOFT, WEAK.
YOU LEAVE MENO CHOICE.
TAKE THEM !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!
I AM THE POPE !
YOU ARE NO LONGER ABLE
TO FULFILL YOURDUTIES TO THE LORD.
THE EASTER VIGIL WILLGO ON AS PLANNED !
EVERY "HARE CLUB" MEMBER,YOUNG AND OLD,
WILL WATCH AS THEIRPRECIOUS SAVIOR DIES.
WHAT IS YOURPROBLEM, GUY ?
LOCK UP THOSE TWO JEWS.
WE'LL DEAL WITHTHEM LATER.
NO, NO !
A STRANGE TURN OF EVENTSHERE AT THE VATICAN.
The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh brings Stan to a meeting of The Hare Club for Men.x CLOSE
The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed.x CLOSE
Stan must kill Jesus to save Easter.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh gets upset when Stan asks why they dye eggs on Easter.x CLOSE
Stan demands answers from an Easter bunny at the mall.x CLOSE
Men dressed as bunnies chase Stan.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh reveals he is in a secret society that protects the secret of Easter.x CLOSE
Stan goes to Kyle's house for help as Randy Marsh wakes up in a cell.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle learn from Professor Teabag that Saint Peter was a rabbit.x CLOSE
At the Vatican, Randy Marsh is dragged off to be tortured by the American Catholic League.x CLOSE