( school bell ringing )
HEY BEBE, I HEARD YOU WEREHAVING A PARTY TONIGHT.
YOU WOULDN'T BEINTERESTED, WENDY.
MY PARENTS AREOUT OF TOWN
SO IT'S A STUPIDSPOILED WHORE PARTY.
I'M A STUPIDSPOILED WHORE.
RIGHT, PLEASE WENDY,YOU'RE LIKE,
CLASS PRESIDENTAND STUFF.
YEAH, AND YOU GETSTRAIGHT A's IN SCHOOL !
YOU'RE NOT EVEN SPOILED
BECAUSE YOUR PARENTSGIVE MONEY TO CHARITY !
YOU DON'T WANT TO GOTO THIS PARTY, WENDY.
WE'RE INVITINGALL THE BOYS
AND WE'RE GONNA PLAYSPIN THE BOTTLE
AND TWO MINUTESIN THE CLOSET
AND DO KETAMINE !
OH PLEASE, DO YOU EVENKNOW WHAT KETAMINE IS ?
SEE, YOU ARETOO SMART.
YEAH, WE HAVE NO IDEAWHAT KETAMINE IS !
SORRY WENDY, YOU'RE JUST NOT A WHORE.
GET LOST !
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
HEY, WE BETTER START INVITINGBOYS TO THE PARTY !
OOH, LOOKHERE COMES CLYDE !
PARTY AT MY HOUSETONIGHT, CLYDE
YOU'RE INVITED !
MMM, I'D LIKEA PIECE A THAT !
I WANNA DO HIM !
OH YEAH,HERE COMES KYLE.
MMMMM, TALK TO ME,KOSHER BOY !
I'D LIKE TO TWIZZLEHIS PIXIE STICK !
PARTY AT MY HOUSETONIGHT, KYLE !
TWEEK AND JASON, THAT'DBE A GREAT THREE WAY.
YEAH ! THEY'REINVITED TOO !
JASON HASA HUGE BULGE.
YOU'RE GONNAGET IT BOYS !
NOW HERE'S WHATI'M TALKIN' ABOUT--
A LITTLE MIDNIGHT BLUE !
YEAH, I'D LIKE TOWAX HIS CRANKSHAFT.
BE AT BEBE'S HOUSETONIGHT AT SEVEN !
( clearing throat )
LOOK, HERE COMES KEVIN !
HEY KEVIN, PARTYAT MY HOUSE !
I'D LIKE TO GARGLEHIS MARBLES !
YEAH, YOU SAID IT !
SEE YA THERE, KEV !
( in girl's voice )OOH, THERE'S CARTMAN,
WE SHOULD INVITE HIMTO THE PARTY FOR SURE.
--- YOU MILLY,--- YOU ANNIE,
--- YOU BEBE,--- YOU WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS
AND --- YOU, BITCH.
Wendy Not Invited
Wendy isn't invited to Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The girls in South Park can't wait to shop at the Stupid Spoiled Whore Store so they can be just like their Paris.x CLOSE
Wendy's father decides not to let his daughter be a whore too.x CLOSE
Wendy isn't invited to Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party.x CLOSE
Paris Hilton's chihuahua kills itself.x CLOSE
Wendy isn't interested in playing with the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.x CLOSE
Paris Hilton wants to dress Butters up as a bear and keep him as a pet.x CLOSE
Paris offers Butters' parents $200 million for the boy.x CLOSE
Butters' parents will sell their son for $250 million.x CLOSE
Even in cool clothes, Cartman can't get into the Stupid Spoiled Whore party.x CLOSE
Wendy wants to learn Mr. Slave's secrets to being a dirty whore.x CLOSE