( sigh )
HI SWEETIE...WHAT'S THE MATTER ?
MOM, DAD, I'MGROWING CONCERNED
ABOUT THE ROLE MODELS YOUNGWOMEN HAVE IN TODAY'S SOCIETY.
IT SEEMS THATLEWDNESS AND SHALLOWNESS
ARE BEING EXALTED,
WHILE INTELLECTUALISMIS LOOKED DOWN UPON.
I THINK YOUNG WOMENARE BEING MARKETED TO
BY CORRUPT, MORAL-LESSCORPORATIONS.
WELL... WE'LL GET RIGHT ONFIXING THAT, SWEETIE.
WANNA WATCH"THE PRICE IS RIGHT" ?
DAD, THERE'S A NEWSTORE AT THE MALL
CALLED "STUPID SPOILED WHORE"
AND I'M GOING TO GO THEREAND BUY A THONG.
NO DAUGHTER OF MINE ISGOING TO DRESS LIKE A WHORE !
WE'RE MARCHING DOWN TO THATSTORE RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY !
OH MY GOD !
WELL, THIS PLACE IS--OH MY GOD !
MRS. FAULK, YOU'RE BUYINGTHIS STUFF FOR YOUR DAUGHTER ?
IT'S WHAT'S'IN' RIGHT NOW.
I CAN'T HAVEMY LITTLE GIRL
BE THE ONLY ONENOT IN A TREND,
SHE'LL BE UNPOPULAR !
IF SHE'S NOTA WHORE ?
BUT THESE AREOUR GIRLS !
I THINK IT'SEMPOWERING FOR THEM !
I MEAN, SURE, IF A MAN WANTSTO BE A WHORE IT'S 'NORMAL'.
BUT IF A WOMAN WANTS TOBE ONE, IT'S "WRROONNNGG" !
THAT'S RIGHT !YEAH !UH-HUH !
YEAH, WHEN A MAN PEESSTANDING UP, IT'S 'NORMAL'
BUT IF A WOMAN DOES IT,IT'S "WWIIEERD !"
YEAH !YOU TELL HIM !THAT'S RIGHT !
YEAH ! LIKE WHEN MEN SHAVETHEIR BALLS ITS FINE
BUT WHEN A WOMAN DOES IT,SHE'S 'STRRAAAANGGEE' !
IT'S NOT FAIR !YOU SAID IT !YEAH !
ALL THE GIRLSIN SOUTH PARK
ARE GONNA BETOTAL SLUTSFROM NOW ON.
SO YOU CAN JUSTGET USED TO IT.
YEAH... WILL YOU BUY ME THATPURSE I WANT OVER THERE ?
I'LL DO ANYTHING 'CAUSE I'M A WHORE.
OOOHH... SUREI CAN BUY A PURSE.
NO, WENDY, I THINKTHEY'RE RIGHT.
YOU SEE, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVEIN THE RIGHTS OF WOMEN.
FOR TOO LONG THEY'VE HAD TOLIVE A DOUBLE STANDARD--
I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN SOCHAUVINISTIC, WENDY.
FROM NOW ON YOU CAN HAVEWHATEVER YOU WANT
FROM THIS STORE.
I'LL HELP MAKE YOUTHE STUPIDEST,
MOST SPOILED WHOREOF THEM ALL !
HOORAY !HOORAY !ALRIGHT !
Her Father's Support
Wendy's father decides not to let his daughter be a whore too.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The girls in South Park can't wait to shop at the Stupid Spoiled Whore Store so they can be just like their Paris.x CLOSE
Wendy's father decides not to let his daughter be a whore too.x CLOSE
Wendy isn't invited to Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party.x CLOSE
Paris Hilton's chihuahua kills itself.x CLOSE
Wendy isn't interested in playing with the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.x CLOSE
Paris Hilton wants to dress Butters up as a bear and keep him as a pet.x CLOSE
Paris offers Butters' parents $200 million for the boy.x CLOSE
Butters' parents will sell their son for $250 million.x CLOSE
Even in cool clothes, Cartman can't get into the Stupid Spoiled Whore party.x CLOSE
Wendy wants to learn Mr. Slave's secrets to being a dirty whore.x CLOSE