COME ON WENDYWE'RE GONNA MISS IT !

WE'RE GONNAMISS WHAT ?

PARIS HILTON IS MAKING ANAPPEARANCE AT THE MALL !

WHO'S PARIS HILTON ?

WHO'S PARIS HILTON ?

YOU DON'T KNOW ?

HELLO EVERYONE !

THE GUESS CLOTHING COMPANYIS PLEASED TO HAVE

AS ITS NEW SPOKESPERSONAND MODEL...

A WOMAN ALL YOU YOUNG ONESCAN LOOK UP TO.

MISS PARIS HILTON !

( screams and applause )

WOW, THAT'SREALLY HER !

PARIS OVER HERE !

I DON'T GET IT,WHAT DOES SHE DO ?

SHE'S SUPER-RICH !

BUT WHATDOES SHE DO ?

SHE'S TOTALLYSPOILED AND SNOBBY.

WHAT DOES SHE DO ?

SHE'S A WHORE !

HEY EVERYONE !

SORRY IF I'MA LITTLE SPENT,

I DID A WHOLE LOTOF PARTYING LAST NIGHT

WITH A LOTOF DIFFERENT GUYS !

( hacking )

ANYWAY, I'M PLEASEDTO BE HERE IN GOUTH DARK

TO ANNOUNCE THE OPENINGOF MY BRAND NEW STORE.

A STORE WHERE GIRLS CANBUY EVERYTHING THEY NEED

TO BE JUST LIKE ME !

"STUPID SPOILED WHORE" !

( cheers & applause )

HAVE FUN GIRLS,AND REMEMBER TO PARTY

AND BE SUPER-LAMETO EVERYBODY !

BYE !

GIMME THAT, ---ING CHRISTI NEED A DRINK.

( gagging )

WHERE'S MY DOG ?

WOW, LOOK AT ALLTHIS GREAT STUFF !

STUPID SPOILEDWHORE CLOTHES !

STUPID SPOILEDWHORE DOLLS !

HEY, CHECK IT OUT !

THE NEWPARIS HILTON PERFUME,

"SKANQUE".

SKANQUE !

OH YEAH, LET'SGET LOTS OF THAT !

YOU GUYS,DON'T BUY THIS STUFF !

WHY DO YOU WANT TO BELIKE PARIS HILTON ?

IT'S NOT JUST PARIS.

BRITNEY SPEARS,

CHRISTINA AGULERA

TARE REID...

THEY'RE ALL STUPIDSPOILED WHORES !

BUT THE IDEA THAT WE'LLBE WHORISH FOR MONEY

IS BELITTLINGTO OUR GENDER !

WENDY, GET A CLUE

THE ONLY THINGMORE IMPORTANT

THAN BEING RICHIS BEING FAMOUS.

WOW, YOU REALLY SOUNDLIKE A DUMB BRAT, BEBE !

THANKS, ANNIE !