( phone ringing )
( whispering )OFFICER BARBRADY,
SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARYIS IN SERIOUS DANGER.
FROM WHAT ?WHO IS THIS ?
I'VE JUST I.D.ed A MUSLIM
AND HIS MySpace PAGEDOES NOT CHECK OUT.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET THESEPEOPLE OUT OF HERE NOW.
ARE YOU SERIOUS ?
IF I WASN'T SERIOUS, WOULD IBE TALKING LIKE THIS ?
LIKE WHAT ?
WHISPERING, BUTWHISPERING REALLY LOUDLY
FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.
( fire alarm ringing )
WHAT THE HELL ?
( Principal Victoria )All students are to evacuatethe school immediately.
WOO-HOO !YIPEE !ALL RIGHT !YAY !
HEY, BAAHIR,SINCE WE GET TO GO HOME,
YOU WANNA COME OVERAND PLAY CHECKERS ?
SURE, OKAY !ALL RIGHT !
( phone ringing )
DUDE, I JUST GOTI.M.ed FROM STAN
THAT THEY EVACUATEDTHE SCHOOL.
YEAH, NOW DO YOU BELIEVE MESOMETHING IS GOING ON ?
I GUESS SO.
YEAH, WELL,I DON'T LIKE IT.
IT DOESN'T FOLLOW.WHAT DOESN'T FOLLOW ?
WHY WOULD A TERRORISTJUST BLOW UP A SCHOOL ?
IT'S NOT THEIR M.O.
OH, MY GOD.
UNLESS THIS WAS ALLJUST A BIG DIVERSION.
KYLE, I NEED YOU TOGoogle SEARCH
THE SOUTH PARKCHAMBER OF COMMERCE.
THEIR WEBSITE SHOULD HAVEA CALENDAR OF EVENTS.
IS THERE ANYTHING BIGGOING ON IN TOWN TODAY ?
YEAH, ACTUALLY, THERE IS.
THERE'S A HILLARY CLINTONCAMPAIGN RALLY.
CARTMAN... CARTMAN ?
SIR, THERE'S SOMEBODY CALLINGIN SAYING THERE'S GOING TO BE
A TERRORIST ATTACK ON THEHILLARY CLINTON RALLY TODAY.
THIS IS C.I.A. HEADALAN THOMPSON.
MR. THOMPSON, YOU HAVE TOCALL OFF THE CLINTON RALLY.
THERE'S A TERRORISTIN SOUTH PARK.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ?
HE JUST SHOWED UPOUT OF THE BLUE.
I NEED TO SPEAK WITHTHE PRESIDENT RIGHT AWAY.
I AM THE HEADOF THE C.I.A.
YOU CAN TELL ME.
I SAID I WILL ONLYTALK TO THE PRESIDENT.
LOOK IF YOU HAVEINFORMATION OF A THREAT--
I WILL HAVE YOUARRESTED FOR--
LA-LA--I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
ONLY THE PRESIDENT--LA-LA-LA-LA-LA !
Cartman informs the authorities of his terrorist suspicion.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects the new student is a terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman informs the authorities of his terrorist suspicion.x CLOSE
A Bomb-Sniffing Pig finds the bomb.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton may be in danger.x CLOSE
A snuke is found in Hillary's snatch.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers a connection between Hillary Clinton and a Russian terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman interrogates Bahir's Father.x CLOSE
Government agencies vie for power.x CLOSE
Cartman tortures Baahir's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman finds Baahir at Butters' house.x CLOSE