( school bell ringing )
ALL RIGHT, STUDENTS,LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.
EVERYONE TRY TO BE NICE
BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEWSTUDENT JOINING US TODAY.
AND I KNOW YOU WILL ALLMAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME.
SAY HELLO TO...BAAHIR HASSAN ABDUL HAKEEM.
WELCOME TO OURCLASS, BAAHIR.
DUDE, DUDE NOT COOL !
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT INKYLE'S EMPTY DESK FOR NOW.
NO... NO-HO-HO !
ERIC, WHAT THE HELLIS WRONG WITH YOU ?
WHAT'S WRONG ?
HAS HE BEEN CHECKEDFOR BOMBS ?
ERIC, THAT'S ENOUGH.
NOT ALL MUSLIM PEOPLEARE TERRORISTS.
NO, BUT MOST OF THEM ARE.
AND ALL IT TAKESIS MOST OF THEM.
NOW YOU GO, BAAHIR.
( phone ringing )
( sniffs )YEAH ?
KYLE, ARE YOUON YOUR COMPUTER ?
WHAT ?NO, I'M SICK.
I NEED YOU TOCHECK SOMETHING FOR ME.
DUDE, LEAVE ME ALONE.
KYLE, EVERY ONE OF OUR FRIENDSMIGHT BE IN SERIOUS DANGER.
WHAT ? WHY ?
GET ON-LINE NOW !
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
GO TO MySpace.
SEE IF THERE'S A MySpace PAGEFOR A BAAHIR HAKEEM.
BORN IN CHICAGO,EIGHT YEARS OLD.
HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN.
CARTMAN WHAT ISTHIS ALL ABOUT ?
KYLE, I WANT YOU TO CHECKHIS BUDDY LIST.
HOW MANY MySpaceFRIENDS DOES HE HAVE ?
OVER A HUNDRED.
LOOK FURTHER DOWNTHE PAGE--
DOES HE LISTHIS FAVORITE BAND ?
THAT'S FUNNY.WHAT ?
HE TOLD EVERYONEIN CLASS TODAY
HIS FAVORITEBAND WAS BLINK 182.
Cartman suspects the new student is a terrorist.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects the new student is a terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman informs the authorities of his terrorist suspicion.x CLOSE
A Bomb-Sniffing Pig finds the bomb.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton may be in danger.x CLOSE
A snuke is found in Hillary's snatch.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers a connection between Hillary Clinton and a Russian terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman interrogates Bahir's Father.x CLOSE
Government agencies vie for power.x CLOSE
Cartman tortures Baahir's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman finds Baahir at Butters' house.x CLOSE