SAVE IT, GRANDPA.
WE GOTTA FIND THETELEVISION DEPARTMENT.
AAAAH !AAAAH !
BOYS, THESE AXESARE ONLY 4.99.
DAD, WE KNOW HOW TODESTROY THE WALL MART.
WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT ?
ONE OF THECREATORS TOLD US.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR KEYS OVERTO THE TELEVISION DEPARTMENT.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,LET'S GO.
OH MY GOD !WHAT ?
THOSE $2 SALTAND PEPPER SHAKERS !
THEY WERE $3FIVE MINUTES AGO !
THE WALL MART IS LOWERING ITSPRICES TO TRY AND STOP US !
COME ON, WE GOTTA TRY TOMAKE IT TO THE BACK !
DON'T LOOK !DON'T LOOK AT ITS BARGAINS !
( screaming )
I THINK I SEE THE TELEVISIONDEPARTMENT IN THE BACK !
IS THAT THERIGHT WAY, DAD ?
THIS SCREWDRIVER SETIS ONLY 9.98 !
COME ON, DAD !
I CAN'T MAKE IT, BOYS !
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOGO ON WITHOUT ME !
NO, DAD,WE NEED YOUR KEYS !
THIS BARGAIN ISTOO GREAT FOR ME !
I'M GONNA HAVE TOBUY THESE.
HERE, TAKE THE KEYSAND GO ON !
THE TELEVISION DEPARTMENTIS NEAR THE BACK !
NEXT TO THECELL PHONES !
GO, HURRY !
I'M GONNA GO BUY THESESCREWDRIVERS !
THERE,THE TELEVISION DEPARTMENT !
CONGRATULATIONS ONGETTING THIS FAR.
WHO ARE YOU ?
I AM... WALL MART.
I HAVE TAKEN THIS FORMIN ORDER TO TALK TO YOU,
BUT I CAN TAKE MANY FORMS.
DOES THISSUIT YOU BETTER ?
OR PERHAPSYOU'D PREFER THIS FORM.
I CAN TAKEWHICHEVER FORM I LIKE.
WE DON'T WANT YOURSTORE IN OUR TOWN,
WE'VE COME TODESTROY YOU.
WHERE'S THE HEART ?
TO FIND THE HEART OF WALL MARTONE MUST FIRST ASK ONE'S SELF
"WHO IS IT THATASKS THE QUESTION ?"
ME, I'M ASKINGTHE QUESTION.
AH YES,BUT WHO ARE YOU ?
STAN MARSH--NOW, WHERE'S THE HEART ?
AH, YOU KNOW THE ANSWERBUT NOT THE QUESTION.
THE QUESTION IS:WHERE IS THE HEART ?
VERY WELL, YOU WANT TO SEETHE HEART OF WALL MART ?
IT LIES BEYOND THATPLASMA SCREEN TELEVISION.
IT'S A MIRROR.
YES, DON'T YOU SEE ?
THAT IS THE HEARTOF WALL MART--
YOU, THE CONSUMER.
I TAKE MANY FORMS--WALL MART, K-MART, TARGET--
BUT I AMONE SINGLE ENTITY.
WELL, THE GUY IN ARKANSASSAID TO DESTROY THE HEART.
AAGH ! NO !
NO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?!
NOW YOU SHALL SEEMY TRUE FORM !
AH HA HA HA HA !AH HA HA HA HA !
NOW YOU SEE MEAS I TRULY AM !
WE BETTERGET OUTTA HERE !
GET OUT !IT'S GONNA BLOW !
DAD, COME ON,WE GOTTA GET OUT !
IT'S TOO LATEFOR ME, SON !
I HAVE TOBUY THIS STUFF !
THE WALL MARTIS IMPLODING !
EVERYBODY OUT NOW !
( screaming )
( fart )
HAA HA HA HA !
Wall Mart Implodes
Kyle and Stan destroy the Wall Mart.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
South Park gets its first Wall Mart.x CLOSE
South Park's Main Street can't compete with Wall Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan destroy the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh is awakened in the night by the lure of Wall-Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
The townspeople try to reason with the Wall Mart Manager.x CLOSE
The people of South Park burn Wall Mart to the ground.x CLOSE
The people of South Park decide to live with the Wall Mart since it can't be destroyed.x CLOSE
Cartman will never let his friends hurt the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
The boys learn that destroying Wall Mart will be a nearly impossible task.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals himself as an agent for Wall Mart.x CLOSE