CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHYWE'RE GOING TO JIM'S DRUG
TO BUY VOLTAR CARDS
WHEN WALL MART HAS THEMFOR THREE BUCKS CHEAPER ?
DUDE, I CAN'T DEALWITH WALL MART RIGHT NOW.
MY PARENTS HAD ME THEREFOR THREE HOURS LAST NIGHT !
OH, SORRY, BOYS,I'M GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.
WHY MR. FARKEL ?
I CAN'T COMPETE WITHWALL MART'S LOW PRICES.
EVERYONE ISSHOPPING THERE NOW
AND I CAN'TMAKE ENDS MEET.
( sad violin tune )
I'VE GOT TOSELL THE STORE,
TRY TO FINDANOTHER LINE OF WORK.
CARTMAN, STOP IT !
WHAT, I JUST FELT LIKE PLAYINGA LITTLE VIOLIN, KYLE.
I APPRECIATEYOUR BUSINESS BOYS,
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO TRYSOMEWHERE ELSE IN TOWN.
( sobbing )
SEE ?THAT SUCKS, DUDE !
WHAT, THAT'S CALLEDPROGRESS, KYLE.
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUTALL THE PEOPLE
GETTING LAID OFF FROMTHE GROCERY STORES ?
AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THE--( violin )
WHATEVER, I CAN GO GETANOTHER ONE AT WALL MART.
IT WAS ONLY FIVE BUCKS.
COME ON, LET'S GOTO MAIN STREET
AND SUPPORTONE OF THOSE STORES.
WHAT THE HELL.
( window smashes )
( growling )
( hisses )
BUTTERS, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?
WUL, I'M JUSTPLAYIN' MONSTER.
IT'S KINDA SPOOKY OUT HERE.
( growling )
DUDE, WE'VE GOTTASHOW OUR PARENTS
WHAT WALL MART ISDOING TO OUR TOWN !
( weakly )STAAAN ?
DAD !OH MY GOD !
WHA--DAD, ARE YOU DYING ?
NO, I'M JUST...REALLY, REALLY TIRED.
I WAS SHOPPING ATWALL MART ALL NIGHT.
BUT YOUR FACE ?
IN THECHECKOUT LINE.
THEY HAD THESE...
LITTLE STICKERSFILLED WITH GLITTER.
THEY WERE ONLY 99 CENTSFOR 15 OF THEM !
I COULDN'T RESIST.
DO YOU WANT ONE ?
HERE,IT'S A LITTLE TURTLE.
Victims of Wall-Mart
South Park's Main Street can't compete with Wall Mart's bargains.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
South Park gets its first Wall Mart.x CLOSE
South Park's Main Street can't compete with Wall Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan destroy the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh is awakened in the night by the lure of Wall-Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
The townspeople try to reason with the Wall Mart Manager.x CLOSE
The people of South Park burn Wall Mart to the ground.x CLOSE
The people of South Park decide to live with the Wall Mart since it can't be destroyed.x CLOSE
Cartman will never let his friends hurt the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
The boys learn that destroying Wall Mart will be a nearly impossible task.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals himself as an agent for Wall Mart.x CLOSE