YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT ?
UM, THE LAST THING YOU DOWHEN YOU DIE
IS CRAP YOUR PANTS.
YEAH, WHEN YOU DIE,YOUR JOWLS RELEASE
AND CRAP COMESFLYING OUT OF YOUR ASS !
HA HA !HA HA HA HA HAA !
THAT IS ( bleeping )STUPID, CARTMAN !
OH YEAH ?
I'LL BET YOU FIVE BUCKSTHAT WHEN YOU DIE
YOU CRAP YOUR PANTS,ASSHOLE !
HEY EVERYBODY,IT'S TIME !
IT'S TIME !
IT'S TIME ?OH, IT'S TIME !
IT'S HAPPENING NOW ?
LET'S GO !
IT'S TIME FOR WHAT ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALGET DOWN TO METSKERS FIELD !
PEOPLE OF SOUTH PARK,
I AM PLEASED TO BE WITH YOUON THIS MOST HISTORIC DAY.
A DAY YOU WILL CERTAINLYALL REMEMBER
AS THE DAY YOUR TOWNBECAME GREAT.
THE GRAND OPENING OFTHE FIRST SOUTH PARK...
WALL MART !
( crowd cheering )
LOOK AT IT, HONEY,IT'S SO BIG.
IT'S LIKE WE'REA REAL TOWN NOW.
WHOA, AWESOME !
ISN'T THIS WHERESTARK'S POND USED TO BE ?
WHERE WE USED TOKAYAK AND FISH ?
YEAH-- NOW IT'SA WALL MART !
I KNOW THAT WITH THE OPENING
OF THE SOUTH PARK BRANCHOF WALL MART
YOU WILL ALL SEE YOUR TOWNCOMPLETELY CHANGE.
NOW, SHOP, FRIENDS,SHOP !
IT'S BEAUTIFUL !
WELCOME TO WALL MART.
WELCOME TOWALL MART.
WELCOME TO WALL MART.
SHARON, ISN'T THATYOUR FATHER ?
YES, WALL MART IS THE LEADINGEMPLOYER OF SENIORS !
AND THEY ALSO EMPLOYTHE HANDICAPPED !
HELLO, MRS. MARSH,CAN I HELP G--
CAN I HELP YOU G-GETA SHOPPING CART TODAY ?
WHY YES,I'D LOVE ONE, JIMMY.
( straining )
LOOK AT ALL THESEINCREDIBLE BARGAINS !
DUDE, CHECK IT OUT !
"TIME COP" ON D.V.D.
THREE COPIESFOR 18 BUCKS !
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANTTHREE COPIES
OF THE SAME MOVIE ?
BECAUSE ONE COPYIS 9.98 !
THIS WAY YOU SAVELIKE 20 BUCKS.
YOU ONLY NEEDONE COPY R-TARD !
OKAY, FINE, DUMBASS !
YOU GO AHEAD ANDBUY ONE COPY FOR 9.98 !
OKAY, FINE I WILL !
WAIT A MINUTE,I DON'T EVEN WANT
ONE COPYOF "TIME COP" !
DUDE, YOU CAN'TSHOP FOR CRAP.
I CAN'T BELIEVETHESE BARGAINS.
Wall Mart Opens
South Park gets its first Wall Mart.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
South Park gets its first Wall Mart.x CLOSE
South Park's Main Street can't compete with Wall Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan destroy the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh is awakened in the night by the lure of Wall-Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
The townspeople try to reason with the Wall Mart Manager.x CLOSE
The people of South Park burn Wall Mart to the ground.x CLOSE
The people of South Park decide to live with the Wall Mart since it can't be destroyed.x CLOSE
Cartman will never let his friends hurt the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
The boys learn that destroying Wall Mart will be a nearly impossible task.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals himself as an agent for Wall Mart.x CLOSE