( man )LOOK, WHAT IS THAT ?
( woman )OH, THE POOR THING !
( Stan )HELLO ?
DON'T WORRY,WE'LL FREE YOU.
JUST SIT STILLFOR A MOMENT.
OH, THANK GOD.
GET OFF OF HIM,YOU FILTHY HUMAN !
POOR THING NEEDS WATER !
YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
SHAME ON YOU, MAKING THISHORSE YOUR SLAVE !
COME, YOU CANLIVE WITH US.
WE WILL GIVE YOUFOOD AND SHELTER.
WHAT ABOUT ME ?
OPEN THE GATE !
THIS POOR CREATURE'S IN NEEDOF FOOD AND WATER !
YOU HAVE A HOMEHERE, FRIEND.
THE "KID"WANTS TO STAY, TOO.
I WAS PUT ON THE HORSE,I DIDN'T WANNA RIDE IT.
I DON'T KNOWIF YOU CAN STAY.
WE'LL HAVE TO ASKDR. CORNWALLIS, COME.
WE DON'T NORMALLYALLOW OUTSIDERS.
SEE, HERE, WE LIVE INHARMONY WITH THE ANIMALS.
THEY'RE NOT OUR PETS, BUTOUR FELLOW LIVING BEINGS.
WE WORK WITH THE ANIMALS,AND TRY TO LIVE AS THEY DO.
WE MAKE FRIENDSWITH THE ANIMALS.
WE CO-EXIST,AND WE INTERMARRY.
THIS IS MY WIFE, JANICE.
THE OUTSIDE WORLD LOOKS DOWNON A MAN MARRYING A LLAMA.
BUT OUR LOVE KNOWSNO BOUNDARIES.
WOW, YOU GUYS REALLYLOVE ANIMALS.
AND WHY NOT ?
MARK HERE HAS BEEN WITH KELLYFOR THREE YEARS NOW.
AND GARY AND SALLY HERE
HAVE JUST MANAGED TOHAVE A CHILD TOGETHER.
YES, LIFE HERE ISGOOD AND NATURAL.
BUT NOW THAT YOU KNOWWHERE OUR COMPOUND IS,
YOU'LL HAVE TO EITHER LIVEWITH US, OR BE MURDERED.
I'LL LIVE WITH YOU.
IT'S NOT UP TO YOU.
YOU'LL HAVE TO TALKWITH DR. CORNWALLIS.
( munching )
WHAT DID HE SAY ?
HE SAID I CAN STAY.
DR. CORNWALLIS ISWISE BEYOND HIS YEARS.
HERE'S YOUR PETA T-SHIRTAND A BUMPER STICKER.
PETA finds Stan in the woods and now he needs to get approval from a goat to stay alive.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan are at odds about which of their mascots is funnier.x CLOSE
Puff Daddy tells Stan to Vote or Die at gun point.x CLOSE
PETA finds Stan in the woods and now he needs to get approval from a goat to stay alive.x CLOSE
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary must choose a new mascot.x CLOSE
The top two candidates for the new school mascot are announced.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters campaign door-to-door.x CLOSE
Stan is banished from South Park for refusing to vote.x CLOSE
South Park bids Stan farewell.x CLOSE
Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich Debate.x CLOSE