IT WAS RIDICULOUS.
WE HAVE TO HAVEA NEW SCHOOL MASCOT,
AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO VOTE
BETWEEN A GIANT DOUCHEAND A TURD SANDWICH.
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
DID YOU JUST SAY THATVOTING IS RIDICULOUS ?
NO, I THINKVOTING IS GREAT,
BUT IF I HAVE TO CHOOSEBETWEEN A DOUCHE AND A TURD,
I JUST DON'TSEE THE POINT.
YOU DON'TSEE THE POINT !
OH, YOU YOUNG PEOPLEJUST MAKE ME SICK !
STANLEY, DO YOU KNOWHOW MANY PEOPLE DIED
SO YOU COULD HAVETHE RIGHT TO VOTE ?
MOM, I JUST DON'T THINK THERE'SMUCH OF A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN A DOUCHEAND A TURD.
I DON'T CARE.
YOU DON'T CARE !!
YOU REALLY WANT A TURD SANDWICHAS YOUR SCHOOL MASCOT !
ON YOUR FOOTBALL HELMETS--A TURD !
WELL, HOLD ON, RANDY.
I THINK A TURD SANDWICHIS A LITTLE BETTER
THAN THEM HAVING A GIANTDOUCHE ON THEIR UNIFORMS.
YOU'RE CRAZY !
A DOUCHE ISAT LEAST CLEAN.
IT'S SEXIST,IS WHAT IT IS !
YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDTHE ISSUES, SHARON !
ARE YOU CALLING MEIGNORANT ?
IF YOU THINK THE SCHOOL MASCOTSHOULD BE A TURD SANDWICH,
YOU'RE NOTEXACTLY EINSTEIN !
I AM SICK OF YOUBELITTLING MY OPINION,
YOU SON OF A BITCH !
( glass shatters )
I HATE THIS FAMILY,I HATE IT !
( doorbell rings )
PUFF DADDY ?
YOUR FRIEND KYLE TOLD ME
YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDTHE IMPORTANCE OF VOTING.
I--
APPARENTLY YOU HAVEN'T HEARDOF MY VOTE OR DIE CAMPAIGN.
VOTE OR DIE, WHAT THE HELLDOES THAT EVEN MEAN ?
WHAT YOU THINKIT MEANS, BITCH ?!
AHHHH !!
♪ VOTE OR DIE, MOTHER--MOTHER--, VOTE OR DIE ! ♪
♪ ROCK THE VOTE
♪ OR ELSE I'M GONNA STICKA KNIFE THROUGH YOUR EYE ♪
♪ DEMOCRACY IS FOUNDEDON ONE SIMPLE RULE ♪
♪ GET OUT THERE AND VOTE, OR IWILL MOTHER-- KILL YOU ♪
YEAH.
♪ I LIKE IT WHEN YOUVOTE BITCH, BITCH ♪
♪ SHAKE THEM TITTIES WHEN YOUVOTE, BITCH, BITCH ♪
♪ I'LL SLAM MY JIMMY THROUGHYOUR MOUTH ROOF, MOUTH ROOF ♪
♪ NOW GET YOUR BIG ASSIN THE POLLING BOOTH ♪
♪ I SAID, VOTE, BITCHOR I'LL-- KILL YOU ♪
♪ VOTE OR DIE, MOTHER--MOTHER--, VOTE OR DIE ! ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T RUN FROM A .38GO AHEAD AND TRY ♪
♪ LET YOUR OPINION BE HEARDYOU GOTTA MAKE A CHOICE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE AFTERI SLIT YOUR THROAT ♪
♪ YOU WON'T HAVEA-- VOICE ♪
♪ VOTE OR DIE ♪VOTE OR DIE !
OKAY, I'LL VOTE.
Vote or Die
Douche and Turd s08e08
Puff Daddy tells Stan to Vote or Die at gun point.

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