LINDA, PLEASECOME DOWNSTAIRS.
WHY IS OURLITTLE BOY DEAD ?!
( wailing )
OH BUTTERS,I MISS YOU SO MUCH !
( doorbell ringing )
MR. STOTCH, I KNOWWHAT YOU'RE THINKIN'...
WHO ARE YOU ?
I CAME TOTALK YOU OUT OF IT.
YOU NEED TO...
JUST ACCEPT THATYOUR SON IS DEAD.
AND NOT TRYTO BRING HIM BACK.
BRING HIM BACK ?
WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT ?
I KNOW YOU'RE THINKIN'OF PUTTIN' HIM UP THERE.
THE INDIAN BURIAL GROUNDUP THAT ROAD.
YOU'RE THINKING IF YOUBURY HIS BODY THERE
IT WILL COME BACK TO LIFE.
SOMETIMES,DEAD IS BETTER.
INDIAN BURIAL GROUND ?
IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE...WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN' OF.
THE NELSON BOYBACK IN '85.
YOU'RE SAYING IFI DIG UP MY SON'S BODY,
AND REBURY HIM AT THE OLDINDIAN BURIAL GROUND--
DON'T DO IT, STOTCH !
WHAT COMES OUTOF THE GROUND...
AIN'T THE THINGYOU PUT IN.
THE INDIANS KNEW THAT.
THAT'S WHY THEY STOPPED USING ITWHEN THE GROUND WENT SOUR.
I'M JUST HERE TOTALK YOU OUT OF IT.
DON'T BURYYOUR SON'S BODY
AT THE INDIANBURIAL GROUND, STOTCH !
THE ONE THAT'S RIGHT UPOVER THERE
BEHIND THE ANDERSON'S BARN -
SOMETIMES...DEAD IS BETTER.
ALRIGHT BUTTERS,THAT'S HEIDI'S HOUSE.
I CAN'T DO IT, FELLAS !
I CAN'T GO INTOA GIRLS' SLUMBER PARTY !
WHAT IF THEY FIND OUTI AIN'T A GIRL !
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
NOW BUTTERS, WE DON'TKNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS
THAT GIRLS DO ATTHEIR SLUMBER PARTIES.
BUT IF THEY ALL START,YOU KNOW, LEZZING OUT,
JUST ROLL WITH IT.
LEZZING OUT ?
WHAT'SLEZZING OUT ?
NOW LOOK, BUTTERS,
WHEN THE GIRLS BRING OUTTHE FUTURE TELLING DEVICE,
PAY ATTENTIONTO HOW IT WORKS.
ONCE YOU KNOWHOW TO OPERATE IT,
JUST GRAB IT AND GETTHE HELL OUT OF THERE !
AND THEN I CAN GO HOMEAND TELL MY MOMMY AND DADDY
I'M NOT REALLY DEAD ?
YEAH, DUDE,OF COURSE.
NOW GO, THE PARTY'SALREADY STARTED.
GOOD LUCK, MAN.
YOU MUST GET THATFUTURE TELLING DEVICE
FROM THE GIRLSAT ALL COSTS !
AND JUST ROLL WITH ITIF THEY START LEZZING OUT.
Dead is Better
Butters' dad is warned about the dangers of burying his son in the Indian burial ground.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison introduces the class to Marjorine.x CLOSE
Butters' dad is warned about the dangers of burying his son in the Indian burial ground.x CLOSE
The boys learn of future telling device possessed by the girls.x CLOSE
One of the boys must fake his death and come back as a girl.x CLOSE
The boys stage Butters' death.x CLOSE
The girls make fun of Marjorine when she doesn't participate in their nighttime activities.x CLOSE
The girls offer to give Marjorine a makeover since she's so ugly and flat.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out why Butters is taking so long to get the device.x CLOSE
The boys have the time device and prepare to discover its mystery.x CLOSE
Mr. and Mrs. Stotch believe their son has risen from the grave.x CLOSE