OR A FAGGOT BOBCATAS A MASCOT.
WAIT, YOU GUYS !I HAVE AN AWESOME IDEA.
WE SHOULDSECRETLY GO AROUND
AND TELL ALLTHE STUDENTS WE CAN,
TO NOT CHECK ANY OF THE MASCOTSON THE SELECTION SHEET,
AND INSTEAD, WRITE IN:"GIANT DOUCHE".
YEAH !
YEAH, THAT'LLBE AWESOME !
HEY, NO, WAIT, WAIT !
I GOT A BETTER IDEA,YOU GUYS.
WHAT WE SHOULD DO, IS WESHOULD SECRETLY GO AROUND
AND TELL ALLTHE STUDENTS WE CAN
TO NOT CHECK ANY OF THE MASCOTSON THE SELECTION SHEET,
AND INSTEAD, WRITE IN:"TURD SANDWICH".
( laughing )
TURD SANDWICH ISN'T BETTERTHAN GIANT DOUCHE.
IT'S ONLY ABOUT 1,000 TIMESBETTER, AM I RIGHT, GUYS ?
COME ON, WE HAVE TOTELL EVERYBODY FAST,
IT'S GONNA BE SO FUNNY !
IT WAS MY IDEA, ANDWE'RE GONNA TELL EVERYONE
TO WRITE INGIANT DOUCHE !
IT'S WAY FUNNIER !IT IS NOT !
KENNY, WHAT'S FUNNIER, GIANTDOUCHE OR A TURD SANDWICH ?
GIANT DOUCHE.
AH, YOU'RE JUSTSAYING THAT
BECAUSE I BROKE YOURCAT'S LEG LAST WEEK !
STAN, DO YOU PICK GIANT DOUCHEOR TURD SANDWICH ?
DUDE, I REALLYDON'T CARE.
THAT'S 2 AGAINST 1,IF STAN DOESN'T CARE.
SO IT'S GIANT DOUCHE.
WAIT, WAIT,WHAT ABOUT BUTTERS ?
HUH ?YOU HATE BUTTERS !
GOD DAMN IT, YOU GUYS,BUTTERS IS OUR FRIEND !
AND HE SHOULD BE ALLOWEDTO HAVE HIS OPINION !
BUTTERS, WHICH IS FUNNIER ?
A STUPID, NOT FUNNYGIANT DOUCHE
OR A SUPER FUNNYTURD SANDWICH ?
HA HA, TURD SANDWICH !
YOU MISLED HIM,FAT ASS !
IT'S THE BEST CHOICE,
AND ME AND BUTTERSARE STICKING WITH IT.
YEAH !
WHAT'S THIS FOR ?
JIMMY, WE'RE GONNA HAVEEVERYONE WRITE IN A MASCOT
THAT'S REALLY FUNNY,
AND YOU HAVE TO TELL US WHICHONE WOULD BE FUNNIER.
THAT'S A FANTASTICIDEA, FELLAS.
THE KEY TO SUCCESSFUL HUMORIS STAYING POWER.
TELL ME THE FIRSTMASCOT IDEA.
A GIANT DOUCHE.
( chuckles )OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
NOW, WHAT'S THE SECOND ?
A TURD SANDWICH.
( chuckles )OKAY, OKAY, NOW,LET'S WAIT 10 SECONDS.
OKAY, NOW TELL METHE FIRST ONE AGAIN ?
GIANT DOUCHE.
AND THE SECOND ?
TURD SANDWICH.
JEEZ, THEY'RE BOTHSCREAMINGLY FUNNY, FELLAS.
BETTER GIVE ITANOTHER 10 SECONDS.
ALL RIGHT, NOW WE'LL SEE WHICHONE REALLY HAS STAYING POWER.
NUMBER ONE ?
A GIANT DOUCHE.
OKAY, I THINKTHAT'S IT.
NUMBER TWO ?
TURD SANDWICH.
JEEZ, I DON'T KNOW WHATTO TELL YOU, FELLAS.
THEY'RE BOTHINSTANT CLASSICS.
BUT I GUESS I'LL HAVE TOGO WITH GIANT DOUCHE,
SIMPLY BECAUSE THE FACT THAT ITIS A GIANT RENDERS IT USELESS,
ADDING A PARODY SLANTTO THE SATIRE.
AGGH !
AW, WE LOST ?
ALL RIGHT, IT'S DECIDED.
LET'S ALL WRITE IN"GIANT DOUCHE".
A Parody Slant to the Satire
Douche and Turd s08e08
Kyle and Stan are at odds about which of their mascots is funnier.

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