OKAY, CHILDREN,LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.
NOW I KNOW THAT WE ARE ALLSTILL IN DEEP, DEEP MOURNING
OVER THE TRAGIC DEATHOF OUR CLASSMATE, BUTTERS.
WHO'S BUTTERS ?
BUT WE ALL MUSTTRY TO MOVE ON
AND SO I'D LIKE YOUTO HELP ME WELCOME
A NEW STUDENT WHO HASJUST MOVED HERE FROM DALLAS.
CHILDREN, PLEASE SAYHELLO TO MARJORINE.
WELCOME TO OURSCHOOL, MARJORINE.
OH, THANK YOU.
DUDE, I THINK IT'S TOTALLY WORKING,
THE GIRLS ARETOTALLY BUYING IT. ( spy-cough )
WHY DON'T YOUTELL THE CHILDREN
A LITTLE ABOUTYOURSELF, MARJORINE ?
WUL, I'M JUSTA TYPICAL LITTLE GIRL...
I LIKE DANCIN',AND... PONIES
AND... GETTIN' MY SNOOTCHPOUNDED ON FRIDAY NIGHTS.
NOW, MARJORINE, THAT'SNOT VERY LADY-LIKE.
US COLORADO GIRLS LOVETO GET POUNDED IN THE SNIZ
JUST LIKE ANY WOMAN,
BUT WE KEEP ITTO OURSELVES.
THAT GIRL SURE HASA STRANGE SENSE OF FASHION.
DUDE, THEY TOTALLYTHINKS HE'S A GIRL.
( cough, cough )
ALRIGHT, HAVE A SEAT,MARJORINE.
I'M SURE THE OTHER GIRLSWILL BE HAPPY
TO SHOW YOUAROUND THE SCHOOL.
WON'T YOU GIRLS ?
WHERE DO YOUBUY YOUR CLOTHES ?
OH, UH, YOU KNOW,GIRL PLACES.
DUDE, THEY'VE BOUGHT ITHOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.
( cough-cough )
THIS IS GOING SWIMINGLY !
( cough-cough )
( humming happily )
I'M JUST GOING TOSET THE SNACKS OVER HERE.
OH AND HEIDI, THERE'S GOINGTO BE ONE EXTRA GIRL
COMING TO YOURSLUMBER PARTY.
THE NEW GIRL INYOUR CLASS, MARJORINE.
MOM ! WE DIDN'TINVITE HER !
I KNOW SWEETIE,BUT I GOT A CALL
FROM MARJORINE'S MOTHER.
HER MOTHER ?
SHE SAID MARJORINE ISHAVING A REALLY HARD TIME
BEING AT A NEW SCHOOL.
HER MOM ASKEDME PERSONALLY
IF WE COULD HAVEMARJORINE OVER.
AND BESIDES, HER MOTHERTOLD ME THAT SHE WORKS
AS A STATE OFFICIAL
AND THAT I SHOULDRESPECT HER AUTHORI-TAY.
( sobbing hysterically )
Mrs. Garrison introduces the class to Marjorine.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison introduces the class to Marjorine.x CLOSE
Butters' dad is warned about the dangers of burying his son in the Indian burial ground.x CLOSE
The boys learn of future telling device possessed by the girls.x CLOSE
One of the boys must fake his death and come back as a girl.x CLOSE
The boys stage Butters' death.x CLOSE
The girls make fun of Marjorine when she doesn't participate in their nighttime activities.x CLOSE
The girls offer to give Marjorine a makeover since she's so ugly and flat.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out why Butters is taking so long to get the device.x CLOSE
The boys have the time device and prepare to discover its mystery.x CLOSE
Mr. and Mrs. Stotch believe their son has risen from the grave.x CLOSE