AS PRESIDENT OF THESOUTH PARK MILK COMPANY
I WANT TO APOLOGIZEPERSONALLY
FOR PRINTING THAT FALSIFIEDPICTURE ON OUR MILK CARTONS.
PLEASE, PLEASE,IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
YES, BUT HEREAT SOUTH PARK MILK
WE STRIVE FOR EXCELLENCE.
FOR INSTANCE, WE ARE NOWENTERING THE EXTRACTION ROOM.
AS YOU CAN SEE
WE KEEP IT CLOSE TO THEREFRIGERATION ROOM.
THAT WAY WE CAN GETTHE MILK TO THE CONTAINER
AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
THAT'S WHY SOME SAYSOUTH PARK MILK
TASTES LIKEYOU'RE SUCKING IT
RIGHT FROM THE COW'STITS YOURSELF.
HERE, TRY A GLASS OFOUR COLD VITAMIN "D"
AND OUR FRESH SCONES.
( chewing loudly )
OH, EXCUSE ME,
A LITTLE DIFFICULT TODRINK WITH OUR CONDITION.
MARTHA AND I ACTUALLYHAVE BUTTOCKS
WHERE OUR HEADSSHOULD BE.
WELL, AND IN HEREWE HAVE OUR
MISSING CHILDRESEARCH CENTER.
OH MY, ISN'TTHIS IMPRESSIVE.
YES, WITHTHE COWRON 4000
MRS. GARTHUNK CANSEARCH A DATABASE
OF OVER 30 MILLIONMISSING CHILD CASES.
WE'LL START THE COMPUTERON A DATA SEARCH.
NOW, WHEN DID YOUR SONTURN UP MISSING ?
WELL, IT WAS 1982.
TOMMY WAS ONLYSIX AT THE TIME.
ALL RIGHT THEN.
RUN A SCAN OF MISSINGCHILDREN SINCE 1982.
CHECK FOR PHYSICAL BIRTHDEFECTS CALLED T.P.S.
T.P.S., TorsonicPolarity Syndrome,
plus missing since1982, working !
SO YOU ACTUALLY HAVEN'T SEENYOUR SON IN OVER 20 YEARS ?
BUT THEN WHY DID YOU THINK THEPICTURE OF KENNY WAS HIM ?
WOULDN'T YOUR SONBE MUCH OLDER NOW ?
YES, BUT SINCE HE APPEARED TO BEAT LEAST EIGHT IN THE PHOTO...
( chewing )
WE ASSUMED SOMEONE HADSEEN HIM SINCE WE HAD.
THIS IS THE ONLY PHOTOWE HAVE OF OUR LITTLE TOMMY.
IT'S GONNA TAKE QUITE A WHILEFOR THE COMPUTER
TO DO A SCAN OFALL MISSING KIDS.
WELL, WHY DON'T WE LETMISS GARTHUNK DO HER WORK
AND I'LL LET YOU TWO OUT FORSOME GOOD OL' COLORADO CHILI.
( Steven )WE DON'T REALLY LIKE CHILI,IT MAKES US THROW UP.
The Thompsons utilize the Milk company's missing child database.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman sees the Thompsons and blows his funny fuse.x CLOSE
Ben Affleck is the Thompsons' son.x CLOSE
The Thompsons utilize the Milk company's missing child database.x CLOSE
Kenny pulls a prank on pictures day at school.x CLOSE
The kids get their school photos backx CLOSE
Cartman gives Kenny's photo to the milk company.x CLOSE
A couple with butts for faces thinks that Kenny's photo is of their long lost son.x CLOSE
The Thompsons inquire about Kenny's picture.x CLOSE
Butters is grounded for having a stupid face.x CLOSE
Cartman's sense of humor may be ruined.x CLOSE