YOU GUYS KNOW WHATMR. JEFFERSON SAID ?
HE SAID I'M HIS BEST FRIEND
AND I CAN GO OVER TO HIS HOUSEWHENEVER I WANT !
I'M SUPPOSED TO GO RIGHT BACKOVER AFTER DINNER TONIGHT !
YOU GUYS, I FEEL KINDOF BAD FOR THAT KID.
YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM ?
HE HAS EVERYTHINGA KID COULD WANT !
MR. JEFFERSON JUST SEEMSLIKE HE WANTS TO BE A KID,
NOT HAVE ONE.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
A GUY MOVES INTO SOUTH PARK
WITH A FERRIS WHEELIN HIS BACKYARD,
AND KYLE HAS TO SEEA PROBLEM WITH IT.
MR. JEFFERSON IS THE BEST THINGTHAT'S HAPPENED TO THIS TOWN
IN A LONG TIME,
AND IF YOU MESS THIS UP,SO HELP ME GOD,
I WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFFWITH MY BARE HANDS !
WITH MY BARE HANDS,GODDAMN YOU !!
WELL, THERE HE IS.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEENALL AFTERNOON ?
I WAS OVER AT THE NEWNEIGHBORS, THE JEFFERSONS.
OH, ARE THEYNICE PEOPLE ?
IT'S JUST A DADAND HIS SON.
WELL, WE'RE SUPPOSED TOHAVE THE BROFLOVSKIS
AND THE STOTCHES OVERTO DINNER TONIGHT.
MAYBE I'LL INVITEMR. JEFFERSON TOO !
SO, MR. JEFFERSON,DID I HEAR YOU SAY
YOU MOVED HEREFROM KENTUCKY ?
I HEARD PEOPLE SAYINGYOU ALL WERE FROM ILLINOIS.
NO, THEY'RE IGNORANT.THAT'S IGNORANT.
WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOUDO, MR. JEFFERSON ?
OH, I'M RETIRED NOW,BUT I WAS IN...
WELL, OUR BOYS HAVE REALLYTAKING A LIKING TO YOU.
YOU SEEM TO REALLYHAVE A WAY WITH THEM.
I JUST LIKE, IDENTIFYSO MUCH WITH CHILDREN.
THEIR INNOCENCE,THEIR BEAUTY.
I THINK THAT GOD IS INTHE FACE OF EVERY CHILD.
THEY ARE FUN.
BOYS, YOU OKAYOUT THERE ?
WOW, THESE ARE GREAT.
WHAT ARE THEYCALLED AGAIN ?
THEY'RE TV DINNERS.
DON'T YOU WANT TO TAKE THATVEIL OFF SO YOU CAN EAT ?
NAW, I'M NOTSUPPOSED TO.
DAD SAYS I HAVE TOKEEP MY FACE HIDDEN.
( doorbell rings )
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
ARE YOU HAVING MR. JEFFERSONOVER FOR DINNER ?
NO, MY PARENTS ARE.
YOU GUYS BETTER NOT BE TRYINGTO BOGART MY FRIEND AWAY.
HE IS MY FRIEND,YOU GOT IT ?!
I WAS FRIENDS WITH HIM BEFOREYOU ASSHOLES WERE AND--
STAN !STAN, I'M SERIOUSLY !
YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKINGBAD ABOUT ME IN THERE
TO MR. JEFFERSON !
HEY, KOBE BRYANT WASUP IN EAGLE AGAIN TODAY.
OH YEAH ?
WHAT DO YOU THINK,MR. JEFFERSON ?
YOU THINK KOBE ISGUILTY OR INNOCENT ?
I THINK HE'S DEFINITELYGOING TO JAIL.
I JUST LOVE SEEINGSMUG CELEBRITIES
GET THEIR COMEUPPANCE.
I THINK IT'S WRONGWHAT THE POLICE DO
TO WEALTHY BLACK MEN.
OH, COME ON,MR. JEFFERSON,
YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSEWHO THINK THAT THE POLICE
GO AROUND FRAMINGRICH BLACK PEOPLE
JUST BECAUSETHEY'RE JEALOUS ?
BECAUSE THEIR HEARTSARE FULL OF GREED
AND THEY HAVE DOO-DOOIN THEIR SOULS !
Stan's parents have a dinner party and invite Mr. Jefferson.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The boys meet Blanket and his father, Michael Jefferson.x CLOSE
Stan's parents have a dinner party and invite Mr. Jefferson.x CLOSE
Mr. Jefferson initiates a slumber party at Stan's house.x CLOSE
All the children in town come play at Mr. Jefferson's house.x CLOSE
Kyle feels bad for Blanket and tries to get the boys on his side.x CLOSE
The police find out Mr. Jefferson is a rich black guy.x CLOSE
The police plant evidence in Mr. Jefferson's house.x CLOSE
Stan's Mom tells the boys to stay away from Mr. Jefferson after he is found in bed with them.x CLOSE
The police are surprised when Mr. Jefferson arrives home.x CLOSE
Mr. Jefferson scares Blanket away while playing a silly game.x CLOSE