THAT WE HAVE FLOWN LITTLEBILLY THOMPSON OUT HERE.
TO BE REUNITED WITH HIS PARENTSFOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS.
THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.
I'M PROUD TO BE AN EMPLOYEEOF SOUTH PARK MILK,
WHICH TO DATE HAS FOUNDOVER 100,000 MISSING KIDS
AND LED THE WAY IN THE FIGHTAGAINST CURDLING.
MR. AND MRS. THOMPSON,YOUR SON GREW UP
NOT KNOWING WHO HISPARENTS WERE.
BUT HE WAS STRONGAND RESILIENT
AND ENDED UP BECOMINGVERY SUCCESSFUL.
I THINK IT WILL AMAZE YOUAS IT WILL ALL OF US TO LEARN
THAT YOUR SON...
IS BEN AFFLECK.
COME ON OUT HERE,BEN !
MOM, DAD !
OH, SON !
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
DUDE, THE ASS-FACES' SONIS BEN AFFLECK.
OH, OUR LITTLE BEN.
OH, I'M SO HAPPY.
WOW, I NEVER REALIZEDBEN HAD T.P.S.,
BUT I DEFINITELY SEETHE RESEMBLANCE NOW.
( farting )
OH, SON.( farting )
ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL ?
OKAY, GANG,GIVE ME A BIG SMILE.
WELL, LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHINGTURNED OUT ALL RIGHT FOR THEM.
YEAH, I GUESS NOW WE'LL HAVE TOCALL HIM BEN ASS-FLECK.
( laughing )
BEN ASS-FLECK,THAT'S FUNNY !
HEY, YOU'RE LAUGHING,CARTMAN.
HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
OH, THIS IS GREAT--BEN ASS-FLECK !
WAIT A MINUTE, DON'T YOUSEE WHAT HAPPENED ?
EVERYTHING TURNED OUTOKAY FOR THOSE PEOPLE.
AND SO NOWYOU CAN LAUGH.
WHEN CARTMAN FIRSTOPENED THE DOOR
AND SAW THE THOMPSONS
HE FELL BAD FOR PLAYINGA JOKE ON THEM.
NOW THAT EVERYTHING'STURNED OUT ALL RIGHT
HE'S ABLE TO LAUGH.
WHOA, YOU'RE RIGHT.
CARTMAN HAD A FEELINGOF REMORSE.
NO, NO, NO,I BLEW A FUNNY FUSE.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING ASA FUNNY FUSE, CARTMAN.
YOU FELT BAD !
WHATEVER, ALL I KNOW ISI CAN LAUGH AGAIN.
I'M GONNA GO HOME AND EATANOTHER CHOCOLATE GUN.
COME ON, KENNY !
( laughing )
WOW, CARTMAN ACTUALLYFELT BAD FOR SOMEBODY
AND COULDN'T LAUGH AT THEM.
OUR LITTLE MAN ISGROWING UP, STAN.
HE'S GROWING UP.
YEAH, I GUESS WE ALL ARE.
MAYBE THINGS AREFINALLY GONNA START
GETTING MORE SOPHISTICATEDAROUND HERE.
( farting )
Ben Affleck is the Thompsons' son.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman sees the Thompsons and blows his funny fuse.x CLOSE
Ben Affleck is the Thompsons' son.x CLOSE
The Thompsons utilize the Milk company's missing child database.x CLOSE
Kenny pulls a prank on pictures day at school.x CLOSE
The kids get their school photos backx CLOSE
Cartman gives Kenny's photo to the milk company.x CLOSE
A couple with butts for faces thinks that Kenny's photo is of their long lost son.x CLOSE
The Thompsons inquire about Kenny's picture.x CLOSE
Butters is grounded for having a stupid face.x CLOSE
Cartman's sense of humor may be ruined.x CLOSE