KYLE, WILL YOU GO TALKTO WENDY FOR ME ?
'CAUSE I NEED TO KNOWWHY SHE BROKE UP.
AW, DUDE, COME ON,I GOTTA DO MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK.
DUDE, PLEASE, I MIGHT STILL HAVEA CHANCE TO MAKE THINGS WORK !
PLEASE,JUST GO TALK TO HER !
GOD DAMN IT.
WENDY, STAN WANTS TO KNOWWHY YOU BROKE UP.
LOOK, STAN IS REALLY NICE,
I JUST DON'T WANNA BE BOYFRIENDAND GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE.
I'VE BEEN WANTINGTO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE,
BUT IT'S NOTHINGAGAINST HIM.
SHE SAYS SHE'S BEEN WANTINGTO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE,
AND IT'SNOTHING AGAINST YOU.
WHAT ?!THAT'S NO ANSWER !
GO TELL HER TO BE MOREDIRECT WITH ME !
NO, DUDE, I'M OUT.
GO TALK TO HER YOURSELF !BE POETIC !
KYLE, THIS IS MY LIFE !
JIMMY !HEY, STAN.
JIMMY, WILL YOU GO TALKTO WENDY FOR ME ?
FOR W-W-WHAT ?
JUST GO TALK TO HERAND BE POETIC.
TELL HER SHE'S MY MUSE,NO, TELL HER-- TELL HER--
SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCEINSPIRATION TO ME.
SHE'S WHAT ?
SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCEOF INSPIRATION TO ME.
HEY WEN-- HEY-- WENDY ?YEAH ?
STAN SAYS YOU'RE A CONT-YOU'RE A CONT...
STAN SAYS YOU'REA CONT-CONT-CONT--
WELL, TELL STANTO ( bleep ) OFF !
YOU'RE A CONT-- CONTINUINGSOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO HIM.
WELL ?SHE JUST WALKED AWAY,STAN.
YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVETO FACE FACTS, IT'S OVER.
♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVEI'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU WERE RIGHTBELIEVING FOR SO LONG... ♪
WE CAME OVERTO CHEER YOU UP, STAN !
STAN, YOU CAN'T KEEP DOINGTHIS TO YOURSELF.
YOU HAVE TO GO LIVE.WHY ?
WHAT'S THE POINTOF LIVING
WHEN THE ONLY GIRLI'LL EVER LOVE IS GONE ?
GOD, WHAT A FAG !
DUDE, NOT NOW.
YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEAHOW THIS FEELS.
IT'S, LIKE, YOU ALWAYSHEAR SONGS ABOUT A BROKEN HEART,
AND YOU THINK IT'S JUSTA FIGURE OF SPEECH,
BUT IT'S TRUE,MY CHEST HURTS.
I FEEL THIS, LIKE, SINKINGFEELING WHERE MY HEART IS.
GEEZ, HE'S WORSETHAN I THOUGHT.
WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?
SHOULD I TRY TELLING HIMA F-FANTASTIC JOKE ?
NO, WE JUSTHAVE TO SHOW HIM
THAT THERE ARE OTHER GIRLSOUT THERE.
I SAYWE TAKE HIM TO RAISINS.
WHAT'S RAISINS ?
Stan can't face the world without the only girl he's ever loved.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Stan can't face the world without the only girl he's ever loved.x CLOSE
Butters finds his dream girl at Raisins.x CLOSE
Butters and Lexus "break up."x CLOSE
Wendy breaks up with Stan.x CLOSE
Stan tries to win Wendy back with a romantic gesture, but finds her with Token.x CLOSE
Butters shows up at Raisins with a present for his new love.x CLOSE
Stan decides to join the Goth Kids.x CLOSE
Mercedes gives the new Raisins girl pointers on how to get the big tips.x CLOSE
Stan's poems about pain aren't Goth enough.x CLOSE
Butters is running low on cash for his "girlfriend."x CLOSE