GIVE IT BACKOR THE FEMALE GETS IT !
( bzzt )UNH !
GIVE HIMTHE BOOK BACK !
NO, IF THEY HAVE ITONE OF OURS WILL DIEFOR CAROUSEL !
WE'RE RUNNINGOUT OF TIME !
HAND OUR BOOK OVER,QUICK !
ENOUGH OF THIS !
YOU KIDS ARE ALLIN BIG TROUBLE !
( bell tolls )
( electric crackling )
THE PROVIDER AWAKES !
IT'S TIME FOR CAROUSEL.
HA HA, YOUR SIDE DOESN'THAVE ITS BOOK, FAT-ASS !
THAT MEANS SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDEIS SACRIFICED TONIGHT !
GOD DAMMIT !
ALL RIGHT,IT IS DECIDED.
BUTTERS, YOUR TURN.
OH, I'M GONNA BE SACRIFICEDTO THE PROVIDER !
STOP RIGHT THERE !
NOBODY'S KILLINGANYBODY TONIGHT !
BE CAREFUL, MARK,THEY'LL MAKE YOU DISAPPEARWITH THE "M"-WORD !
YEAH, WE'LL CALL THE POLICEAND SAY YOU MOLESTERED US TOO !
I'M HERE FOR YOU,PROVIDER !
TAKE ME !
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENEDTO THE ADULTS HERE ?!
YOU LIED TO THE POLICEAND SAID THEY MOLESTED YOU ?
MY GOD, THEY WEREYOUR PARENTS !
THE BIRTH-GIVERS !
DON'T YOU REMEMBER ?
THEY ARE YOUR "PROVIDERS"--NOT SOME STATUE !
AND THEY'RE NOT OFF IN SOMEFANTASTICAL FAR AWAY LAND NOW...
THEY'RE IN PRISON !
PROBABLY CRYING THEMSELVESTO SLEEP, COLD AND LONELY AND...
I'M SURE, MISSING YOU ALLVERY, VERY MUCH.
YOUR BIRTH-GIVERSTOOK CARE OF YOU.
THAT'S WHAT THEIR LAWSAND THEIR RULES WERE FOR,BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU,
AND THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TOEND UP LIVING LIKE, LIKE THIS.
HE WON'T TAKE CARE OF YOU.
YOUR PARENTS,YOUR... PROVIDERS, WILL.
OH BOY,HERE IT COMES !
IF YOU WANT THINGS TO BE THE WAYTHEY WERE IN THE BEFORE-TIME,
IN THE LONG, LONG AGO,
YOU ALL NEED TO CALL THE POLICEAND TELL THEM YOU LIEDABOUT THE M-WORD.
HE'S RIGHT, DUDE.
THINGS WERE A LOT BETTERWITH OUR PARENTS AROUND.
YEAH, I GUESS THEIR RULESDID HAVE A POINT.
THINGS HAVE GOTTENA LOT WORSE IN THE 10 DAYSSINCE THEY'VE BEEN GONE.
10 DAYS ?
IT'S ONLY BEEN 10 DAYSSINCE THEY LEFT ?
( Cartman )TAKE HIM DOWN.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I'M READY TO GIVE MYSELFTO MR. ELWAY !
HERE'S OURCELL PHONE, DUDE,
WILL CALL THEPOLICE FOR US ?
HEY, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT SOBAD WITH KIDS AFTER ALL.
YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE WE SHOULDHAVE SOME.
YEAH, RIGHT,AFTER ALL THIS ?
I'M GETTING MYTUBES TIED TOMORROW !
Listening To Reason
The children decide they're ready to get their parents back.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
The town of South Park is divided into two cities.x CLOSE
Stan tells the story of how Treasure Cove came to be.x CLOSE
The children decide they're ready to get their parents back.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to find a way to get his parents to let him go to a concert.x CLOSE
Kyle did everything they asked, but his parents still won't let him go to the concert.x CLOSE
Kyle plans to have his parents arrested on molestation charges.x CLOSE
The police come for Mr. and Mrs. Broflovski.x CLOSE
The children of South Park call the police on all the adults.x CLOSE
Every adult in South Park has either been arrested or moved.x CLOSE
Cartman is the mayor of Smiley Town.x CLOSE