GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE,GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE.
OH DUDE,THIS IS REALLY HARD.
OH ( bleep ),HERE COMES MR. MACKEY !
THROW 'EM AWAY !
( coughing )
DUDE, HERE HE COMES.
WE GOTTA STOPCOUGHING !
BOYS, WHAT ARE YOUDOING BACK HERE ?
I ASKED YOU A QUESTION.
WHAT ARE YOU DOINGBACK HERE, M'KAY ?
AHH, SICK !
GROSS, DUDE !
WELL HEY, IF I DIDN'TKNOW ANY BETTER
I'D THINK YOU BOYSHAD BEEN SMOKING !
NO, MR. MACKEY, WE DON'THAVE ANY CIGARETTES.
WELL, YOU BETTER NOT
BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING ABOUT SMOKING.
UH, SMOKING'S BAD, M'KAY.
AND IF YOU START SMOKINGAT AN EARLY AGE, M'KAY,
IT'S GONNA BE BAD, M'KAY ?
BECAUSE SMOKINGCAN LEAD TO
ALL KINDS OF HEALTH PROBLEMSLIKE CANCER, M'KAY.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHINGABOUT CANCER.
UH, CANCER'S BAD, M'KAY.
AND, UH--WHAT, WHAT THE ?
HOLY ( bleep ), M'KAY !
( fire alarmringing )
AGH, JESUS CHRIST !
WELL, YOU BOYS HAVE CERTAINLYDONE IT THIS TIME !
( singsongy )WE'RE SOR-RY.
NOT AS SORRY ASYOU'RE GOING TO BE
WHEN YOUR PARENTSGET HERE.
AH, HERE THEY COME NOW.
( knocking )
COME ON IN !
STANLEY, WHAT DID YOU DOTHIS TIME ?!
YOU BETTER BRACEYOURSELVES, PARENTS.
THE BOYS WERE CAUGHT...SMOKING.
NO !IT CAN'T BE !
MY SON IS NOTA FILTHY SMOKER !
DAD, IT WAS JUST--
I DON'T HAVE A SON !
YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF HORRIBLETHINGS IN YOUR LIFE,
BUT SMOKING ?
YOU ARE GROUNDEDFOR THREE WEEKS !
THREE WEEKS ?!
ARE YOU ( bleeping )KIDDING ME ?!
HAVEN'T YOU BOYS HEARDANYTHING ABOUT HOW HARMFUL
SMOKING IS TO YOUAND THOSE AROUND YOU ?
OF COURSE THEY HAVEN'T
BECAUSE THE TOBACCO COMPANIESHAVE GOTTEN TO THEM FIRST !
THIS IS REALLY THEIR FAULT !
YEAH, THIS IS REALLYTHEIR FAULT !
NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEYTHE ANTI-SMOKING GROUPS SPEND
THE TOBACCO COMPANIES ARE THERETO FILL OUR CHILDREN'S HEADS
WITH LIES AND PROPAGANDATHAT MAKE THEM WANT TO SMOKE.
YEAH, HUH ?!
IT'S LIKE THE TOBACCO COMPANIESHAVE CONTROL OF MY MIND.
NO, MUST FIGHT IT--
TOBACCO COMPANIES MAKING MEWANT TO SMOKE--
OH MY GOODNESS,I HAD NO IDEA !
ARE YOU OKAY,SWEETIE ?
WELL, THOSE GODDAMNTOBACCO COMPANIES
AREN'T GONNA HAVECONTROL OVER MY KID !
I SAY WEBRING THEM DOWN !
WE NEED THE HELPOF THE GREATEST
ANTI-SMOKING CELEBRITYTHAT EVER LIVED !
WHO'S ROB REINER ?
The boys take up smoking and accidentally burn down the school.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The motivational group "Butt Out" visits South Park Elementary to warn the kids about smoking.x CLOSE
The boys take up smoking and accidentally burn down the school.x CLOSE
The boys get a tour of the Big Tobacco Co.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner declares war on the tobacco companies of America.x CLOSE
Kyle wants to come clean about why they tried smoking before things get out of hand.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner is shocked that smoking is still legal in Colorado bars.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to do an anti-smoking commercial for his new hero, Rob Reiner.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to barricade Kyle in his room so that he won't try to be in Rob Reiner's commercial.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner wants to use Cartman's dead body as a symbol for anti-smoking.x CLOSE
Cartman escapes Rob Reiner and wants to go to the Big Tobacco Co. for help.x CLOSE