WHA-- AHH !
MARK, MARK, WAKE UP !
NYA-NYA, NYA-NYA,NYA-NYA !
( Stan )YOU GUYS, STOP IT !
SORRY ABOUT THEM,KINDERGARTNERSARE KINDA SPAZZES.
WHY ARE YOUDOING THIS ?
HOW COME YOU WANNAHELP THE FAT-ASS ?
THE FAT-ASS, THE MAYOR.
LOOK, I HAVE THEJOB INTERVIEW OF MY LIFE
IN LESS THAN...( straining )
I JUST NEED A PHONE,AND HE SAID HE'D HELP MEIF I TOOK YOUR BOOK
SO YOU COULDN'TKILL THEM ANYMORE.
YOU GOT "FOOLIED",OUTLANDER.
WE'RE THE ONLY ONESWITH A WORKING PHONE.
AND IF YOU'DTAKEN OUR BOOK
THEN IT'S ONE OF USWHO DIES TONIGHT AT CAROUSEL.
HOW DID THISALL HAPPEN ?
WHY DO YOU CHILDRENLIVE IN THIS TOWN ALONE ?
BECAUSE WE DO.
IT WAS LIKE THIS YESTERDAYAND THE DAY BEFORE THAT.
BUT WHAT ABOUTBEFORE THAT ?
YOU MEANIN THE BEFORE-TIME ?
IN THE LONG, LONG AGO ?YES !
IF WE TELL YOU, WILL YOUHELP US STOP THE FAT-ASS ?
I'LL DO ANYTHINGTO GET TO A PHONE.
ALL RIGHT,EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND.
WE'RE GONNA TELL THE STORYOF THE BEFORE-TIME AGAIN !
THE BEFORE-TIME !
STORY OF BEFORE-TIME.
WAY BACK,IN THE LONG, LONG AGO,
WE ALL LIVED BY THEBIRTH-GIVERS' LAWS.
BUT THE BIRTH-GIVERSWERE UNFAIR.
THEY MADE US GO TO BED EARLYAND EAT BROCCOLI.
YUCK, YUCK, YUCK !
AND SO THE FAT-ASS CAME UPWITH A WAY TO HAVE ALL THEBIRTH-GIVERS DISAPPEAR,
BY USING THE MAGIC"M"-WORD.
SOON WE WERE WITHOUT POWER,OR WATER OR FRESH FOOD,
BUT WE TRIED TO SURVIVEUNDER THE GUIDANCE...
OF THE PROVIDER.
BUT THE FAT-ASS AND US DISAGREEDON HOW TO WORSHIP THE PROVIDER.
THE FAT-ASS TRIED TO MAKE USFOLLOW HIS WAY BY MAKING HIMSELFTHE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL.
SO WE MADE OURSELVES THESUPERINTENDENTS OF SCHOOLS.
BUT THEN HE JUSTMADE HIMSELF THE MAYOR.
THE TOWN SPLIT SIDES, AND THAT'SWHEN THE PROVIDER GOT ANGRY.
BOOM ! CRASH !
SO EVERY NIGHT, THE PROVIDERMUST BE APPEASED AT CAROUSEL.
WE NEED THEIR BOOK,SO ONE OF OURS DOESN'T DIE.
WE ALL KNOW THAT ONE DAYTHE PROVIDER WILL SET US FREE,
MAKE EVERYTHING LIKE IT WASIN THE BEFORE-TIME.
IN THE LONG, LONG AGO.
LET MEGET THIS STRAIGHT.
IF I GO GET THE FAT KID'SBOOK ON THE OTHER SIDEOF THE WHITE LINE
YOU'LL SHOW ME WHEREA CELL PHONE IS ?
YES, NO FOOLIES.
( Mark )LET'S GO, IT'S,IT'S RIGHT OUT HERE.
LINDA, I WANT YOU TO JUSTGO BACK TO THE CAR ANDWAIT FOR ME, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GO GET THAT FAT KID'S BOOKSO I CAN USE THEIR PHONE.
MARK, I'M SCARED.
I KNOW, BUT THIS WILLALL BE OVER SOON.
Stan tells the story of how Treasure Cove came to be.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
The town of South Park is divided into two cities.x CLOSE
Stan tells the story of how Treasure Cove came to be.x CLOSE
The children decide they're ready to get their parents back.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to find a way to get his parents to let him go to a concert.x CLOSE
Kyle did everything they asked, but his parents still won't let him go to the concert.x CLOSE
Kyle plans to have his parents arrested on molestation charges.x CLOSE
The police come for Mr. and Mrs. Broflovski.x CLOSE
The children of South Park call the police on all the adults.x CLOSE
Every adult in South Park has either been arrested or moved.x CLOSE
Cartman is the mayor of Smiley Town.x CLOSE