OH, SWEETIE, I HAVENO IDEA WHERE WE ARE.
I HAVEN'T SEENA ROAD MARKER FOR MILES.
WHAT WAS THE LAST HIGHWAYWE WERE ON ?
THERE HAS TO BE A TOWNAROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
MAYBE YOU'RE READINGTHE MAP WRONG.
HEY, IT WAS YOUR IDEATO TAKE THE BACK ROADS !
WHAT THE ?
( engine sputtering )
OH NO...NO, NO, NO, NO.
WHAT'S THE MATTERWITH IT ?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
OH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOFIND SOME HELP QUICK.
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ITMORE THAN A COUPLE MILES.
OH, LOOK,THERE'S A TOWN UP AHEAD !
SMILEY TOWN ?THAT'S A STRANGE NAME.
WELL, IT'LL HAVE TO DO.
IT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY TOWNFOR 100 MILES.
HELLO !IS ANYBODY HERE ?
OH, UH--CAN I HELP YOU FOLKS ?
YES, WE NEED A MECHANICTO LOOK AT OUR CAR.
OH, WELL, UH...I'M THE MECHANIC, I GUESS.
WHAT SEEMS TO BETHE PROBLEM ?
IT'S...JUST YOU HERE ?
NO, CRAIG'S HERE, TOO.
BUT HE'S PLAYIN'"SPACEMAN" RIGHT NOW.
HEY, CRAIG !
LOOK, WE'RE IN A BITOF A SPOT HERE.
I'VE GOT A VERY IMPORTANTJOB INTERVIEW TOMORROWMORNING IN BRECKENRIDGE
SO I HAVE TO GETMY CAR FIXED FAST.
IS THERE ANOTHERGARAGE IN TOWN ?
HOW ABOUT A PHONE,CAN WE JUST USE THE PHONE ?
PHONE HERE DOESN'T WORK.
I'M AFRAID THE ONLY PHONETHAT DOES WORK...
IS OVER IN "TREASURE COVE".
FINE, CAN YOUTAKE US THERE ?
YOU... SURE YOU WANNA GOTO TREASURE COVE ?
OH, REALLY,ARE YOU SURE ?
OH, ALL RIGHT THEN,SHOW 'EM WHERE IT IS.
THIS IS THE END OFSMILEY TOWN.
THE ONLY PHONE IS SOMEWHEREIN TREASURE COVE.
IF YOU WANNA FIND IT,YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOCROSS THE WHITE LINE.
WELL, CAN YOU HELP USFIND THE PHONE, PLEASE ?
HELL NO, I'M NOTCROSSING THE WHITE LINE.
WHY NOT ?
ALL RIGHT,LET'S JUST GO, LINDA,
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR"SPACEMAN SPIFF'S" LITTLE GAMES.
IT'S SPACEMAN CRAIG.
( breathing sounds )
( children )CAROUSEL.
( clang )
LOOK, THERE'SAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
COME ON, THERE MIGHT BESOME TEACHERS INSIDE.
WHAT IS THAT ?
WHAT DO YOUWANT FROM US ?
LINDA, IT'S AREMOTE-CONTROLLED CAR.
IT LOOKS LIKE MAYBE THERE'SA LITTLE CAMERA ON IT.
Mark, I don't like this.
Relax, Linda,everything's fine.
OW, OW !
WHAT IS IT--ACID ?
NO, IT'S LEMON JUICE !
OH, GOD,ARE YOU BLIND ?
NO, IT JUST REALLY,REALLY, REALLY HURTS !
MARK, MARK, LOOK.
WELL, HELLO,WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?
WHAT-WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
WE WANT TO PLAY.
MARK, I'M SCARED.
DON'T BE SCARED,THEY'RE JUST KIDS.
WHERE AREYOUR PARENTS ?
WE ALREADY PLAYEDWITH OUR PARENTS.
NOW, WE WANNA PLAYWITH YOU.
OKAY, I'M SCARED NOW, TOO,THAT FREAKED ME OUT.
WE WANT TO PLAYWITH YOU !
GET OFF ME !
OH GOD, MARK, HELP !
OH NO, THEY'RE CROSSINGTHE WHITE LINE !
SPIT WADS !
TAKE THAT,KINDERGARTNERS !
EWW, GROSS !
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON HERE ?!
KINDERGARTNERS--TREASURE COVEIS FULL OF THEM.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK KID, WE DEMANDTO SEE AN ADULT THIS INSTANT.
I GOT NEW ORDERS,I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUTO SEE THE MAYOR.
THE MAYOR, GOOD, FINALLY.
Two Cities, One Town
The town of South Park is divided into two cities.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
The town of South Park is divided into two cities.x CLOSE
Stan tells the story of how Treasure Cove came to be.x CLOSE
The children decide they're ready to get their parents back.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to find a way to get his parents to let him go to a concert.x CLOSE
Kyle did everything they asked, but his parents still won't let him go to the concert.x CLOSE
Kyle plans to have his parents arrested on molestation charges.x CLOSE
The police come for Mr. and Mrs. Broflovski.x CLOSE
The children of South Park call the police on all the adults.x CLOSE
Every adult in South Park has either been arrested or moved.x CLOSE
Cartman is the mayor of Smiley Town.x CLOSE